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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+20 PAGES!)

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:04 pm
by Serza5
...all the levels have lava in it
...you think the rivers in R3 are lava rivers

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+20 PAGES!)

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:46 pm
by El Dango
...you swing using a purple lum, and get smashed into a wall.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+20 PAGES!)

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:00 pm
by FAB
...you stop in the middle of part 2 of the summit beyound the clouds for an xmas party.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+20 PAGES!)

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:06 pm
by CheatCat
...Globlox have lap you 100 times in the snow race.
...You think the cages is bosses.
...You begin cry when Murfy have demostrate the combo mode and the score counter resets to 0.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+20 PAGES!)

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:09 pm
by El Dango
CheatCat wrote: ...You begin cry when Murfy have demostrate the combo mode and the score counter resets to 0.
Nice one. :lol:

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+20 PAGES!)

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:28 pm
by Serza5
...you can't beat a cage
...the cage beats you up
...the teensies/electoons are bored in the cages because you haven't freed them yet

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+20 PAGES!)

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:36 pm
by Acarr
...the teensies lock you up in a cage and batter it around to see how you'd like it.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+20 PAGES!)

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:42 pm
by Serza5
...Teensies want revenge on you

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+20 PAGES!)

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:07 pm
by CheatCat
...Rayman loses health when Murfy drops him.
...Rayman's hands never come back when you beat away them.
...You lose in Rayman 3 Print Studio.
...You see this text in Rayman 2: "Please! DON'T try agian!"

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+20 PAGES!)

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:09 pm
by Acarr
...you buy an Imagine game because you think that Ubisofts "mascot" would be in it.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+20 PAGES!)

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:08 pm
by El Dango
...Ly becomes a terrorist.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+20 PAGES!)

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:10 pm
by Acarr
...you try to find a helicopter, instead of realising that it was refering to Rayman's hair.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+20 PAGES!)

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:07 pm
by Serza5
..you need an extra pair of fists to fight one hoodlum

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+20 PAGES!)

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:13 pm
by CheatCat
...Rayman cut off his hair.
...You try to take cover behind Globox.
...You think the painted globox is real.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+20 PAGES!)

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:35 pm
by El Dango
...you set everything on fire.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+20 PAGES!)

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:38 pm
by Serza5
...you fall for the woman Globox trick

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+20 PAGES!)

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:07 pm
by FAB
El Dango wrote:
CheatCat wrote: ...You begin cry when Murfy have demostrate the combo mode and the score counter resets to 0.
Nice one. :lol:
Yeah, the best one i've heard in fact.

..you're a hoodlum and you hit a cage that you use for target practice and then the teensies run away.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+20 PAGES!)

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:11 pm
by El Dango
...you get lost in the Buccaneer, and ends up in the control room. From here, you perform the greatest ship crash ever since Titanic.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+20 PAGES!)

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:10 pm
by CheatCat
...Rayman is replaced by a slapdash.
...Try to make the lowest point ever by taking minus points in combo with x2 power. (I will try that! :D)
...Rayman slips on the grass and run in a wall.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+20 PAGES!)

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:33 pm
by Razorbeard
RAYMAN 1

... Rayman life statues take away one life instead of giving you one

... Mr Dark watches you beat his scrambled bosses because TV wasnt invented yet

... Mr Dark gets bored watching you get fat and eat his manor so he sticks a chocolate bar up your nose and you die


RAYMAN 2

... Razorbeard kills Globox when he knocks the tower down

... The Prison ship explosion kills you

... The missle explodes when you get on it

... Clark kills you

... Polokus kills you

... ly kills you

... you kill you


RAYMAN 3

...Andre watches you kill hoodlums because the TV was broken and the Repairman has no pants

... Red lums dont like you because you hate red

... Your hands dont like you

... Murphy doesnt like you

... Globox doesnt like you

... Otto doesnt like you

... Romeo doesnt like you

... Anna Lyse doesnt like you

... You dont like you