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You'd stop drinking Red Bull...

What if I didn't have access to Internet?

Then you wouldn’t be able to look at conspiracies!

What if I vanished out of thin air?

Then you wouldn't be able to look at conspiracies!

What if I wouldn't be able to look at conspiracies?

The you would cry

What if I didn’t hate Ly?

Then you would be sane.

What if Tily didn't replace Ly in Rayman M/Arena?

Then the world would be a miserable wreck

What if Skr8rk1dz2006 wasn’t Greengoop?

Then I am Michel Ancel.

What if 9/11 never happened?

Then modern american history would be a lot more plane

What if Minecraft wasn’t popular

Then the movie would've been a flop and Jack Black wouldn't have to entertain kids.

What if we all just sat around the campfire and sang Kumbaya?

Then that’d be a very fun night!

What if every locked topic became unlocked?

Then record day will be very fun!

What if sushi didn't have to be so expensive and it could just be cheap, while maintaining its quality?

Then the world would run out of sushi and everyone would turn to hunter-gatherers ruled by a fascist penguin

What if crabs and humans swapped intelligence

Then we'd all turn into crab people, taste like crab, talk like people.

What if Randy Marsh didn't have a mid-life crisis every episode?

Then he’d have an end-of-career crisis

What if I could fly?

Then you'd have to evade and avoid fly-swatters all your life.

What if the big bang was just a tiny poof?

Then the universe would the the size of an earbud case

What if today was both yesterday and tomorrow?

Then you're living in the movie Groundhog Day.

What if trees could talk?

Then lumberjacks would start feeling bad about their jobs.

What if jetpacks were available to the masses?

Then you wouldn't able to sleep anywhere due to the noise and danger.

What if ancient Atlantians just ditched us by moving off-planet?

Then that’d prove we gotta follow in their footsteps, and spawn a lot of conspiracies about ancient space travel.

What if the person below me is the only conscious person in the world and everyone else is just an NPC