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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:34 pm
by Reese Riverson
Because of its magical powers that consume our brain cells.


What can we do to prevent our brain cells to be frozen by such terrible magic?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:36 pm
by Master
We must stop thinking, and start talking.

How does one do that?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 8:04 pm
by Reese Riverson
By shutting off our brains with a toggle switch.


Any idea how to wire it up?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:27 pm
by boomboleros7
We should sacrifice a newspaper.

How much does a horse cost?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:42 pm
by lumgum
Gone fishin', ask later.

When did newspapers suddenly become so wet and stinky?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:49 pm
by Master
Since they were made from a ritual involving rubbish and glue.

Why are fries so good?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:51 pm
by Snagglebee
Because they can 8)

Why can people be drown in water?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:53 pm
by Dark Lum Lord
Shh, the Man doesn't want the answer to that interrogation widely available to the public.

I accidentally all over the place. iz dat bahd :?:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:57 pm
by lumgum
No. It's only bad if you purposely all over the place.

Is the poster below me going to answer this question?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:02 pm
by Dark Lum Lord
Perhaps.

No sir, I don't like it (?)

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:33 pm
by Master
Aww, but I spent hours into baking that cake.

Want cookies instead?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 2:21 am
by boomboleros7
Sure. In 200 years.

How dangerous are starfishes?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:33 am
by Master
They suck out your brains and leave you a stupified mess.

Why must we rise soon?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:17 pm
by jurebj
Or else youtube will kill us.

Why is it so hire in here?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:52 pm
by Master
There's job opportunities by the minute.

Why do we get fired?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 7:13 pm
by boomboleros7
Because we're ruled by furniture.

How can I kill the damn fly in my bedroom?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 7:35 pm
by Master
Use the force, boomboleros.

Why am I referencing things?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 8:46 pm
by Dark Lum Lord
You're in the mood to have your face raped, obviously.

y :?:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 8:54 pm
by Master
Aliens.

But seriously, why do we sneeze?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 8:54 pm
by Bradandez
To empty our brain history.

Why can't I own a Canadian?