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When you lose to Rayman at an arm wrestling tournament.

You decide to ride the cage Ssssam is in across the marshes instead of rescuing him.

When you can't beat the tutorial in Rayman 3

Stormtrooper934 wrote:You decide to ride the cage Ssssam is in across the marshes instead of rescuing him.

Sounds like something I tried as a youngster too. God, I was awful at this game...

PluMGMK wrote:

Stormtrooper934 wrote:You decide to ride the cage Ssssam is in across the marshes instead of rescuing him.

Sounds like something I tried as a youngster too. God, I was awful at this game...

I also tried doing that in RR and found pretty fun you could actually do it.

When you actually jump up into the machine and die before trying to shoot the switch in the third part of the Prison Ship.

Stormtrooper934 wrote:You decide to ride the cage Ssssam is in across the marshes instead of rescuing him.

Literally tried it last night accidentally lol


You go 16+ years before playing a game that was released after Rayman 1

You end up 1 lum short at the end of the level and have to replay the whole thing

Even Murfy moves the wrong platform just to kill you because he thinks you're that bad

You tell people you're saving pink things or blue things

You get bubblized just for holding the controller

Teensies have to rescue 10 you

He pulls his hamstring

He has bigger biceps than you

He gets torn limb from limb

You play Crash Bandicoot and keep trying to fly like Rayman

When you have recurring dreams of failures in your sleep.

I AM ANGRY

When you stop playing Rayman forever because you're that bad at playing Rayman.

When you think you can ride the Robot Dinosaur in Rayman 2.

When you think you can jump on the plum by shooting at it.

When Rayman's sprites in Rayman 1 is replaced with random stolen sprites from other games, though the coding and effects are the same, making it a totally "retarded" Spriteswap of Rayman.

When you ragequit in R1.

Does that mean I suck at Rayman?

When you think the Robo-Pirates are your friends.

Well, there's always worse than you! (I was of course referring to shadowrayman)

When you can't beat Axel in R2.

When you try to chase Foutch.

When you think André could be your friend.

Harpic fraîcheur wrote:Well, there's always worse than you! (I was of course referring to shadowrayman)

When you can't beat Axel in R2.

So now you're saying I'm bad in the forum?

Aaron wrote:So now you're saying I'm bad in the forum?

Well...look on the bright side, at least it's better than being worse than shadowratman. Trust me, I know.

When you try to hug the lasers in Rayman 2.