Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[THEdragon]

Because they insulted your family.

Why does my dog body-slam the door?

[Master]

That door needed to be taught a lesson, and your dog felt like some vigilantism.

Why do we get headaches?

[Dark Lum Lord]

We toss back a few too many the nights before, love.

What does x equal?

[technology4617]

Your mom.

Why do ugly girls always have their mouths hanging open unnecessarily?

[Adsolution]

Because they're always in shock of seeing everything around them for the first time - they literally have no memory.

What does Sanicbroller mean when he uses the term 'dense'?

[sonicbrawler182]

He means that ye gotta go faster

Why can pink elephants with blue spots fly?

[Adsolution]

Because the blue somehow relates to sonic, which substitutes flying power for running speed or something.

Why hasn't anything aside from Linux incorporated the folder tabbing feature?

[Bradandez]

Because the penguin doesn't want to.

Who is welcome to the jam?

[Master]

Those with bread and butter.

Why do we follow trends?

[Bradandez]

Because they're the leader.

What is canned good?

[Master]

Because it stands before you now, like a student does towards their master, with honour and integrity.

Why did I start watching TMNT again?

[Bradandez]

Because everyone likes a good turtle watching from time to time.

What's the best country in the world? Hint it starts with a "U".

[Master]

Under The Sea.

Is it the Pineapple?

[Bradandez]

No, it was the cucumber.

Who's the murderer?

[SegaNintendoUbisoft]

Everyone.

Why do we exist?

[Bradandez]

To breathe air.

How long is 3 feet?

[SegaNintendoUbisoft]

Get a ruler.

Why do dogs and cats hate each other?

[Master]

They just don't understand each other.

Why do we use toothpaste?

[Bradandez]

To rod of the evil Tooth Decay.

Why is it important to shower?

[Master]

So that you may attain superpowers from the chemicals.

Was that wishful thinking?