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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:46 pm
by THEdragon
Because they insulted your family.
Why does my dog body-slam the door?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:03 pm
by Master
That door needed to be taught a lesson, and your dog felt like some vigilantism.
Why do we get headaches?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:59 pm
by Dark Lum Lord
We toss back a few too many the nights before, love.
What does x equal?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:27 am
by technology4617
Your mom.
Why do ugly girls always have their mouths hanging open unnecessarily?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:32 am
by Adsolution
Because they're always in shock of seeing everything around them for the first time - they literally have no memory.
What does Sanicbroller mean when he uses the term 'dense'?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:37 am
by sonicbrawler182
He means that ye gotta go faster
Why can pink elephants with blue spots fly?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:41 am
by Adsolution
Because the blue somehow relates to sonic, which substitutes flying power for running speed or something.
Why hasn't anything aside from Linux incorporated the folder tabbing feature?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:13 am
by Bradandez
Because the penguin doesn't want to.
Who is welcome to the jam?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:31 pm
by Master
Those with bread and butter.
Why do we follow trends?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:04 am
by Bradandez
Because they're the leader.
What is canned good?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:05 am
by Master
Because it stands before you now, like a student does towards their master, with honour and integrity.
Why did I start watching TMNT again?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:09 am
by Bradandez
Because everyone likes a good turtle watching from time to time.
What's the best country in the world? Hint it starts with a "U".
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:10 am
by Master
Under The Sea.
Is it the Pineapple?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:12 am
by Bradandez
No, it was the cucumber.
Who's the murderer?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:13 am
by SegaNintendoUbisoft
Everyone.
Why do we exist?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:14 am
by Bradandez
To breathe air.
How long is 3 feet?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:15 am
by SegaNintendoUbisoft
Get a ruler.
Why do dogs and cats hate each other?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:16 am
by Master
They just don't understand each other.
Why do we use toothpaste?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:24 am
by Bradandez
To rod of the evil Tooth Decay.
Why is it important to shower?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:26 am
by Master
So that you may attain superpowers from the chemicals.
Was that wishful thinking?