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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:02 am
by Master
Spring sprung within the Spring of Spring.

What is alliteration?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:30 am
by Bradandez
The same numbers of letters used while a clown practices the trombone while also riding a unicycle.

Who's Hoborg and why should I care?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:31 am
by Master
I'm as clueless as you are, and the neighbours aren't tour guides.

What is the creaking sound?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:42 am
by Bradandez
That's the Queen of Mary Scots. She's afraid of stairs.

Where can I buy fish food for my cat?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:43 am
by Master
At the hoodmongers, they supply the hood with the fish.

Was that lame?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:46 am
by Bradandez
No, as long as the left toe itches.

Can I breathe in space?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:48 am
by Master
Yes, anyone can, as long as they're prepared!

Are you a mutant?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:50 am
by Bradandez
Not sure. I have to take the mutant test to see if I qualify for their school.

Am I cold?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:52 am
by Master
We're all hot, why do you think we breathe steam?

Why do we breathe steam?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:55 am
by Bradandez
To be as close as Gabe Newell.

Where's Episode 3?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:56 am
by Master
It exists within us all, we just can't extract it.

Why is there a Steam Box?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 2:01 am
by Bradandez
To get the deal on games faster.

Should we sacrifice to the Gabe?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 3:00 am
by Razorbeard
Only on Wednesday and if it's the second Tuesday of Janutoberary.

Are we all going to become caramel corn?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 3:22 am
by Bradandez
Nah, it's Friday on Jupiter.

Where's the beef?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:14 am
by Master
Where is it indeed, we must go off on a heroic quest to find it!

What shall we pack?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 4:13 pm
by Bradandez
A witty sidekick who is so annoying everyone will hate them.

Is there any bananas on the moon?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 4:23 pm
by Master
Donkey Kong has a palace there, so I'd think so.

Why did Donkey Kong take over the moon?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 4:24 pm
by Bradandez
Because he's an assy ape.

Why did Santa Clause die for our presents?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 4:28 pm
by Master
It was noted in his contract.

Why did Clause have a contract?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 4:30 pm
by Bradandez
He missed his rent.

Why is Elem a vegetarian?