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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:33 am
by Master
Teatime with the Daleks.

WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME TEEEEAAA?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:34 am
by Bradandez
No. Tea is a stupid letter.

How about some bagels though?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:35 am
by Master
Bagels are horrible, keep them where they belong.

Should we regulate bagels?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:37 am
by Bradandez
Nah, it is easier to eliminate them.

Am I the Bagel Hitler?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:38 am
by Master
Nein, you are the Bagel Lord, so much more powerful.

May I join you?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:39 am
by Bradandez
No. You are ban from the Anti-Bagel ASSociation.

Was that too harsh?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:41 am
by Master
It was, may the Bagels overthrow you and your hideously tyrannical reign.

I'm kidding, aren't I?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:53 am
by boomboleros7
I'm not sure. I'm going to ask to my mum.

Where is the horse and the rider?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:20 am
by Master
Hanging out with the Knight, and a crazy biker.

What is the best medicine?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:23 am
by Snagglebee
Mariuana, because it makes you laugh and laugh is the best medicin.

Why makes drugs adictive?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 7:50 pm
by Dark Lum Lord
Fatal error; please restate the question in understandable English.

Is this the real life?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 7:58 pm
by Bradandez
No it's the fantasy world. Excuse me I have a meeting with gnomes.

Were there ever dinosaurs on Mars?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 8:05 pm
by Master
They still are, they are the secret rulers of the planet.

Will we meet these dinosaurs?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 8:10 pm
by Bradandez
Yes, billion years ago.

How can a chicken pat its head and rub its belly?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:00 am
by THEdragon
With quantum physics.

But why did it cross the road?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:00 am
by Master
To cross into victory!

And what victory was this?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:04 am
by Bradandez
Winning the lottery.

What time is it on the moon?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:14 am
by Master
Ooh, that's a tricky question, it's probably slightly ahead of us.

What happens when one waves a stick?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:15 am
by Bradandez
Someone gets hit.

How does one "Way oh"?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:17 am
by Master
Weigh an "o"

How much does an "o" weigh?