Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:01 am**

I wore two right ones. They were your socks by the way.

I wish to escape the Left Socks' dimension.

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:02 am**

You escape, but now, the socks have allied with the shoes, your shoes promptly deliver you back to the Lord Sock.

I wish to ally with the socks.

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:03 am**

Sure, but this means you a traitor!

I wish to join the shirt and hat army to declare war.

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:07 am**

You get the you join them. Now you know too much and you have to go to sleep.

I wish for the moon to make power for me.

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:11 am**

Granted. You have to wear a mask though.

I wish to have the sun's power to win the war.

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:13 am**

You got it, but so much power tears you into an anti-brad, who faces annihilation in the normal universe.

I wish for an 8 bit track.

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:14 am**

It's glitched.

I wish to find these glitches.

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:15 am**

You find them, but they engulf you.

I wish to save you.

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:16 am**

The save file is corrupted.

I wish to restart.

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:17 am**

The universe is now nothing more than a tiny mass of pixel.

I wish to rebuild the universe.

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:18 am**

Ok, but it takes forever.

I wish to speed up the process.

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:18 am**

It goes too fast, and we end up resetting again.

I wish to go at a good pace.

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:23 am**

It's too slow still.

I wish the universe was the way it was before.

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:24 am**

It is now, except for you, you've ended up going 3 months behind of time.

I wish to get you back.

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:25 am**

Sure, but now we get back 3 months ahead.

I wish for a time machine to set things right.

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:27 am**

The time machine explodes, causing a confusing set of events that blows the minds of many.

I wish we could fix all those minds.

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:29 am**

You do but everyone has a headache now.

I wish for them to stop having headaches.

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:30 am**

They stop having headaches, but only because it's transferred all to you.

I wish to solve this headache.

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:31 am**

You smash my head with a hammer.

I wish to go home now.

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:32 am**

You go home, but it has become the secret HQ for psychotic penguins.

I wish to become the ally of these penguins.

Corrupt a wish!