Rayman Pirate-Community

Then you'd be right

What if you wanted to cook dinner but the kitchen is occupied?

Then cook lunch instead!

What if I had a GameCube

You would crash in to my buttcheeks like the plane did with the twin towers

What if Rayman Legends was better than Origins

No need for a "what if," it already is! (Shots fired)

What if sandwiches were actually made out of sand?

People would start putting actual witches in them as well.

What if everyone collectively stopped brushing their teeth?

Colgate would collapse.

What if everyone collectively stopped taking a shower?

Water bills would be cheaper, people no longer have to install showers in their homes, and tall people never have to deal with showerheads being too low! This is clearly a net positive for humanity, why haven't we done this?

What if everyone collectively stopped working?

That happened in the past and we gained some rights, so I guess it would be the same?

What if Rayman got rebranded?

Well if the discourse over the UbiArt duology is anything to go by...mass hysteria.

What if humans became crepescular?

Robert Pattinson would absolutely be nothing.

What if the pirates weren't of the Caribbean?

Then maybe they’d be of Penzance?

What if Rovio went back to making good old-fashioned Angry Birds games?

The world would become a better place and we would finally have some real good mobile games like we used to..

What if the sun went out?

Then it'd be night. Duh...

What if we cooked humans, but only for sauces?

Then we'd be cowards for not going all the way, I want my human burgers!

What if everyone suddenly shrank to half their size?

Then everyone would start wondering if they shrank or the rest of the world grew.

What if farm animals started eating human meat?

Then they'd die, because human meat is poisonous

What if I dont do my homework

Then you'd die, because your teacher (and also probably parents) will beat you.

What if I had no class right now?

You'd question your sanity as you have nothing better to do

What If I get and A and make my mama happy?

Then the letters given for grades must’ve reversed for some reason.

What if I flat out refuse to go to school?

You will get rko'ed by your parents

What if I was good at math?