Rayman Pirate-Community

A square is two right angled triangles, so ya.

What is Ja?

Ja Hova Witness.

Did I spell that right?

Of course, the council of Ja have shown their approval.

Where is this council of Ja?

At the mountain. Why not come on down, one of me children.

Cash in now, baby?

Sorry, I need to go to a bank first.

Have I tied my shoes?

One must never enter the Nightosphere with non-bowed laces.

When will we get our promised Banjo-Threeie.

Yesterday, in an alternate universe.

Why are the Blue Mountains called as such when they're actually greyish-purple?

You're going sane in an insane world.

Why do humans feel that they are so important that they require some sort of meaning of life, some sort of purpose, while other animals technically do not? I've never been a human, in question. Have you?

No, I shut down.

Why do we hate on Operating Systems?

No lives, we have.

Why do console wars exist.

Because there's no love like tough love.

Are they all just friends pretending to be enemies?

Only a slice of pizza and a lake of alcohol will show the answer.

What are all the numbers of Pi.

Pi is just a number, what you ask for are its digits.
May I have your digits?

You'll have to fuck me first, sorry.

One more thing, and I'm gonna break. That's what she said?

Oh my, did she?

How did you come across such data?

Cosmic experiences.

He's the one who likes all our pretty songs and he likes to sing along?

Ya, he be the singy one, the one to sing along.

Why am I crashing down?

Life.

Oops, just kidding (?)

There is no kid, only Dickens.

Why am I resoundingly angry right now?

You haven't had the joyous experience that is feeling this cartridge against your cheeks yet, sweetie.

Why must I constantly make such awful jokes? It's all just a hoax.