Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:10 am

It powers the Joke Lord, who has come to lay waste to us all.

How do we stop him?

jurebj · Post by **jurebj** » Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:23 pm

With potatoes.

Where did the potatoes come from?

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:27 pm

The Planet of the Potatoes.

But how did potato?

jurebj · Post by **jurebj** » Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:35 pm

Everything's possible with the help of mayonnaise.

Why did I almost forgot to ask a question?

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:36 pm

Your tenses were off, creating a rift in time and space.

So why do we forget?

jurebj · Post by **jurebj** » Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:40 pm

Because our brains love protesting and because we learn to mutch.

Why do I have to go to school?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:17 am

The royalty commands it!

Who is the royalty?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:20 am

Master for life is the royalty.

Who gave him such power?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:27 am

The Lords of all, the true Masters.

Why do we have Masters?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:28 am

Because Master said so.

What could his motivation be?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:32 am

Do the same thing we do every night, Hoodcom, try to take over the world!

They're Hoodcom and the Master?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:37 am

Pinky and the Brain, pinky and the brain, one is a genius, the other is insane, laboratory mice...

Where did that come from?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:38 am

Animaniacs, and Steven Spielburg.

Why are we referencing 90's cartoons?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:39 am

Because it's simply awesome.

Any reason why it is awesome, so simply so?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:41 am

Such is the power of catchy tunes and sharp wit.

How do we get such things?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:41 am

By creative thinking.

Can you be creative?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:43 am

Nope, green isn't a creative colour.

What defines creativity?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:44 am

Blue does!

So what shall we paint with blue paint?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:46 am

Use it for CGI scenes.

Can we use blue screens?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:49 am

No, they are mine to keep.

Boy, aren't you a selfish one, eh? Why?

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