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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:10 am
by Master
It powers the Joke Lord, who has come to lay waste to us all.
How do we stop him?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:23 pm
by jurebj
With potatoes.
Where did the potatoes come from?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:27 pm
by Master
The Planet of the Potatoes.
But how did potato?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:35 pm
by jurebj
Everything's possible with the help of mayonnaise.
Why did I almost forgot to ask a question?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:36 pm
by Master
Your tenses were off, creating a rift in time and space.
So why do we forget?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:40 pm
by jurebj
Because our brains love protesting and because we learn to mutch.
Why do I have to go to school?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:17 am
by Master
The royalty commands it!
Who is the royalty?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:20 am
by Reese Riverson
Master for life is the royalty.
Who gave him such power?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:27 am
by Master
The Lords of all, the true Masters.
Why do we have Masters?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:28 am
by Reese Riverson
Because Master said so.
What could his motivation be?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:32 am
by Master
Do the same thing we do every night, Hoodcom, try to take over the world!
They're Hoodcom and the Master?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:37 am
by Reese Riverson
Pinky and the Brain, pinky and the brain, one is a genius, the other is insane, laboratory mice...
Where did that come from?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:38 am
by Master
Animaniacs, and Steven Spielburg.
Why are we referencing 90's cartoons?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:39 am
by Reese Riverson
Because it's simply awesome.
Any reason why it is awesome, so simply so?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:41 am
by Master
Such is the power of catchy tunes and sharp wit.
How do we get such things?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:41 am
by Reese Riverson
By creative thinking.
Can you be creative?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:43 am
by Master
Nope, green isn't a creative colour.
What defines creativity?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:44 am
by Reese Riverson
Blue does!
So what shall we paint with blue paint?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:46 am
by Master
Use it for CGI scenes.
Can we use blue screens?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:49 am
by Reese Riverson
No, they are mine to keep.
Boy, aren't you a selfish one, eh? Why?