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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:51 am
by Master
The Daleks compelled me.
Why am I allied with them?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:52 am
by Reese Riverson
Because you sworn alliance since you were a wee wittle baby.
But how did you know better as an infant?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:55 am
by Master
I didn't, I'm an impulsive sod.
Why am I being depreciative?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:56 am
by Reese Riverson
Because you are a robot! Quick, hit the power button!
Can a remote control for my TV control you too?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:58 am
by Master
No, the signal is too weak.
How could we boost the signal?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:59 am
by Reese Riverson
By buying a powered antenna!
Do you have one of these?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:02 am
by Master
Yes, it's in the Shelf that is bigger on the inside.
Where is this shelf?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:03 am
by Reese Riverson
In your head.
So how can we open that up?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:06 am
by Master
We must use something to get me into my head.
How does one enter their own head?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:07 am
by Reese Riverson
A Portal of Brains
Can you build is four?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:10 am
by Master
Is four is built, is now is going in to island.
What is island?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:11 am
by Reese Riverson
An IS-LAND is a place where Mr. IS travels to a strange land surrounded by ocean.
Who is Mr. IS, and why does he want land in water?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:14 am
by Master
IS is very happy when surrounded by a moat, he's medieval in his tastes.
Why is it so difficult to spell medieval?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:15 am
by Reese Riverson
Because they forgot the proper method of spelling it MID-EVIL.
So what shall we do with Midevil now?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:49 am
by Snagglebee
We write midevil instead of medieval in our exams.
What for are black CDs good?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:40 am
by Master
Playing evil games of doom.
Why does adding doom to phrases make it cool?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:30 pm
by Reese Riverson
Because we can then add inator at the end of a word!
So with our new Masterinator, what shall we do?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:32 pm
by Master
Well, we must go to the RPC system, there we shall find Humch.
Will he train us in the ways of the PC?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:34 pm
by Reese Riverson
Of course.... no seriously, he wants you to make an inator.
What kind?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:35 pm
by Master
The Deletinator.
Why should I delete?