Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:30 pm**

Only the one who carries Master4lyf name can!

Who is this hero?

Posted: **Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:31 pm**

Some imbecile on YouTube.

Shall we call upon him?

Posted: **Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:31 pm**

With bacon, of course.

Now, why does bacon hold such importance to him?

Posted: **Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:32 pm**

Cause he doesn't eat it.

Is this a travesty?

Posted: **Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:33 pm**

Indeed, the one eyed purple people eater are behind this.

What shall we do now?

Posted: **Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:34 pm**

Offer up our finest Ravioli.

Is Ravioli delicious?

Posted: **Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:35 pm**

Indeed. (Seriously. Haha)

However, Master has to cook it, but how can he?

Posted: **Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:35 pm**

Using the recipe book of the ancients.

Where can he find this book?

Posted: **Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:37 pm**

In his sisters diary!

But how can Master obtain this rare item?

Posted: **Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:38 pm**

He can't, he'd die trying.

Shall we give up then?

Posted: **Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:39 pm**

Yeah, unless he feeds his sister to the purple people eater.

But would he?

Posted: **Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:40 pm**

He wouldn't, he's too nice.

So, we must turn to a new source, what will it be?

Posted: **Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:41 pm**

To possibly, buy it at the store!

Which store will have the item we seek?

Posted: **Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:42 pm**

Argos.

Who's driving?

Posted: **Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:44 pm**

You are, I shall await you to get the keys.

Should I be afraid of your driving skills?

Posted: **Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:44 pm**

Yup, we won't get down the hill, let alone to the shop.

But shall we try regardless?

Posted: **Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:46 pm**

Indeed, but I'm tying a mattress to the front of your car!

Will the mattress help?

Posted: **Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:47 pm**

No, no, that'll weigh us down!

Where's the handbrake?

Posted: **Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:49 pm**

It's gone because you broke it!

How did you break it?

Posted: **Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:49 pm**

I thought it was an automatic!

Eh, shall we take the bus?

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!