Re: Add a Word to the Story
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2015 10:55 am
Donald Trump has been elected President. Things got better once he was crushed by a flock of Mexicans, but they were deported.
Then Brad woke up and said : You know, maybe Rayman 2 is not that bad! Brad then realizes what he has said and kills himself. With a gun. That shoots knives. And jumped off a building. Bridge. Brad has discovered that he can't die.
That was until one very morning... when the flock of Mexicans returned. Apparently Trump had opened up the borders cause he ate all of the mexican food in america and he wanted more.
Little did Trump know that Mexican food was the cure to cancer. And baldness! If he had known 9/11 would never have never happened! After Trump had eaten his first taco at the local Taco Bell, he developed very juicy, tender breasts. He also immediately developed a severe form of breath cancer and whenever he talked to someone they died of cancer. cue two million american deaths, Donald has now enough money for his Breast Implants. The sheer Donald Trump has been elected President. Things got better once he was crushed by a flock of Mexicans, but they were deported.
Then Brad woke up and said : You know, maybe Rayman 2 is not that bad! Brad then realizes what he has said and kills himself. With a gun. That shoots knives. And jumped off a building. Bridge. Brad has discovered that he can't die.
That was until one very morning... when the flock of Mexicans returned. Apparently Trump had opened up the borders cause he ate all of the mexican food in america and he wanted more.
Little did Trump know that Mexican food was the cure to cancer. And baldness! If he had known 9/11 would never have never happened! After Trump had eaten his first taco at the local Taco Bell, he developed very juicy, tender breasts. He also immediately developed a severe form of breath cancer and whenever he talked to someone they died of cancer. cue two million american deaths, Donald has now enough money for his Breast Implants. The sheer of the shit remembered he forgot to show them to the public. Donald Trump starts a jillion dollar campaign in order to get the nation to feel his perfect breasts!
The "Feel Trump's Plump Chest Bumps Across USA" is a worldwide phenomenon! It was almost effective enough for the american people to forget about how he bankrupted their country
Then Brad woke up and said : You know, maybe Rayman 2 is not that bad! Brad then realizes what he has said and kills himself. With a gun. That shoots knives. And jumped off a building. Bridge. Brad has discovered that he can't die.
That was until one very morning... when the flock of Mexicans returned. Apparently Trump had opened up the borders cause he ate all of the mexican food in america and he wanted more.
Little did Trump know that Mexican food was the cure to cancer. And baldness! If he had known 9/11 would never have never happened! After Trump had eaten his first taco at the local Taco Bell, he developed very juicy, tender breasts. He also immediately developed a severe form of breath cancer and whenever he talked to someone they died of cancer. cue two million american deaths, Donald has now enough money for his Breast Implants. The sheer Donald Trump has been elected President. Things got better once he was crushed by a flock of Mexicans, but they were deported.
Then Brad woke up and said : You know, maybe Rayman 2 is not that bad! Brad then realizes what he has said and kills himself. With a gun. That shoots knives. And jumped off a building. Bridge. Brad has discovered that he can't die.
That was until one very morning... when the flock of Mexicans returned. Apparently Trump had opened up the borders cause he ate all of the mexican food in america and he wanted more.
Little did Trump know that Mexican food was the cure to cancer. And baldness! If he had known 9/11 would never have never happened! After Trump had eaten his first taco at the local Taco Bell, he developed very juicy, tender breasts. He also immediately developed a severe form of breath cancer and whenever he talked to someone they died of cancer. cue two million american deaths, Donald has now enough money for his Breast Implants. The sheer of the shit remembered he forgot to show them to the public. Donald Trump starts a jillion dollar campaign in order to get the nation to feel his perfect breasts!
The "Feel Trump's Plump Chest Bumps Across USA" is a worldwide phenomenon! It was almost effective enough for the american people to forget about how he bankrupted their country
