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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:01 pm
by Bradandez
Lose an eye and obtain an eyepatch.
Where's me bottle of srumpy?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:04 pm
by Master
In the fridge, next to the Cola bottle with the mentos.
Was that a bad idea?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:06 pm
by Bradandez
No, it's good to have things refrigerated.
Is there a robot invasion scheduled for next Tuesday?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:07 pm
by Reese Riverson
Yes, at your house.
What will you do to prepare?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:08 pm
by Master
Prepare my own army of computers.
What will these computers do?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:09 pm
by Bradandez
Crash and break down.
Where is the nearest hospital?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:10 pm
by Master
In the next dimension.
Why is Differentiation and Integration supreme?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:12 pm
by Bradandez
Because the sale has been going on for the last three days.
How's my taxes?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:13 pm
by Master
Fit for a Dalek.
We're both buddies, math dispute aside, yes?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:16 pm
by Bradandez
Yes all in all. Friends to the end.
When's pony time?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:16 pm
by Master
No idea, time is hard to tell in the TARDIS.
Will you miss me when I'm gone?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:17 pm
by Reese Riverson
Maybe, never thought of it...
Will YOU miss ME?!
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:18 pm
by Master
I will definitely miss YOU, and YOU and YOU.
So, who gets the car?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:20 pm
by Bradandez
First one who lets go of it.
Can I drive?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:22 pm
by Master
Sure, just, don't turn right, the universe may never be the same.
So, how does one pass the time when they're impatient?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:23 pm
by Reese Riverson
By singing with joy.
Do you sing?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:23 pm
by Master
Nope, I break stuff.
Does that make me Hulk?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:26 pm
by Bradandez
Only if your skin is blue.
How is there pudding in my shoes?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:28 pm
by Master
It's meant to support your feet, it's for medicinal purposes.
How does one use pudding as medicine?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:28 pm
by Reese Riverson
Because you forgot to dry them out.
Now will you clean them?