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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:33 am
by Bradandez
No. Your ally membership is full.
I wish to get rid of the penguins.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:35 am
by Master
So you do, but they had a self destruct.
I wish to defuse the self destruct.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:36 am
by Bradandez
You do but they reconstruct.
I wish not to be in this situation anymore.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:37 am
by Master
So you are, but then something else happens.
I want to know what this other thing is
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:38 am
by Bradandez
It's an anti-climatic musical.
I wish to go to opera now.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:40 am
by Master
You go, the beauty of it all renders you deaf and blind.
I wish to know that which you beheld.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 8:23 pm
by Bradandez
What!? What did you say!?
I wish I can hear and see again.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 9:33 pm
by Master
You can, but all your other senses are now disabled.
I wish to know how to re-enable these senses.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 9:39 pm
by Snagglebee
There is a switch inside the brain but if you want to use it you have to cut the half of the brain and you will die.
I wish to be a the leader of the freedom fighter.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 9:40 pm
by Bradandez
Sure but now they do nothing.
I wish for peace and quiet.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:05 pm
by Master
You cease to exist, better?
I wish to stop having fits of coughing.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:12 pm
by Dark Lum Lord
Wish granted; you have fits of sneezing instead.
I wish to do away with my depression once and for all.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:21 pm
by Master
You become so optimistic, that nothing satisfies it.
I wish I had some cells to fix my screwdriver.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:35 pm
by Bradandez
Okay but it takes a few hours to get it fixed.
I wish it can be the 23rd already.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:39 pm
by Master
We both do, though we'd feel wasted if we never experienced that oh so suspenseful buildup.
I wish I wouldn't make so many typing errors in the dark.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:36 am
by Bradandez
Sure but now you can only see in the dark.
I wish to go to a safari.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:41 am
by Master
You do, but the Lion King is happening in IRL, and you happen to be collateral damage.
I wish to have Scar's voice.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:42 am
by Bradandez
Granted, but it creeps people out.
I wish to have some new super cool shoes.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:45 am
by Master
You have shoes that are way past cool, they're supercool, now your feet will die.
I wish to have something to cool my own feet.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:53 am
by Bradandez
Congratz! They are now frozen in ice!
I wish I was on fire!