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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:25 pm
by Master
Take them to therapy.
What will the therapist say?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:52 pm
by Reese Riverson
Nukem, Duke Nukem.
What could that mean?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:55 pm
by Master
There is no hope, and everything is a disappointment.
Why the bleak message?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:55 pm
by Reese Riverson
Because you have no brain power.
What can we do to restore your brain power?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:58 pm
by Master
Press Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Then what should we then?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:59 pm
by Reese Riverson
Wait fifty days for your brain to reboot.
Why does it take that long?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:33 pm
by Master
It's a big brain.
Why is it so big?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:38 pm
by Reese Riverson
Because of all the books it eats.
How does a brain eat a book?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:41 pm
by Master
It assimilates them, merging with them.
What happens when all the books of the world have been assimilated?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:42 pm
by Reese Riverson
Then we have no reading material.
what will we do then?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:45 pm
by Master
Play videogames!
Why is there a plate beside me?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:46 pm
by Reese Riverson
Because you ate all your food.
How did you eat a ton of pie?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:48 pm
by Master
Erm, it was a dish with chicken and chips, it's not that hard to eat.
So, how would you eat pie?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:49 pm
by Reese Riverson
With a spork!
Do you have any sporks?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:51 pm
by Master
No, I don't sadly.
We'll need to merge a spoon and fork we already have, how do we do that?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:53 pm
by Reese Riverson
By welding them together.
Do you know how to weld?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:56 pm
by Master
Nope, what do I do with this firey thing here?
Will I hurt myself with it?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:58 pm
by Reese Riverson
No, you'll be fine.
But am I right?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:59 pm
by Master
You're always right, lass.
Was I right?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 11:02 pm
by Reese Riverson
Yes, you were.
But how can we know if that is true?