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My mom tells me, cuz in her words “you were fearless!”

I don’t think I did anything absolutely insane aged young. I’d like to have a few more stories though.

Yeah.. I just have a lot cuz I was an interesting baby.

When I was 4 I ate a rock cuz I was hungry.

A simple pebble of a huge jagged stone?

Huge stone. My mom watched and was HORRORFED. Keep in mind my mom worked as a daycare worker at my school and saw me swoll the rock while on the jobz

What happened after that?

She left work early to take me to the er. We waited 5 hours just to be told “she’ll shit it out”

What an… interesting story

Anyway, I must go now, so farewell!

Farewell! See ya later!!

Yeah see you bro! Not back btw.

EdgeRabbit wrote: Thu May 29, 2025 11:45 am Tbh when I was born I didn’t cry, just looked at my mom like “wtf” and freaked the nurses out

What did they do? Also this was your 5000th post!

Oh yeah! 5000 posts!

Also they pinched me to make me cry… the funny thing is that at the same time I was having an allergic reaction to my mom’s milk. I didn’t cry at an allergy but I did cry when they pitched me lol

Ah yes. I heard they used to slap babies to make them cry, but a pinch seems a little safer!

It is! Wouldnt want to dent their soft heads..

In other news, found a fesitval that is not only teen friendly, but is also a celebration of us Franco Ontariens! I really hope i can go..

EdgeRabbit wrote: Thu May 29, 2025 12:50 pm Also they pinched me to make me cry…

That’s a pretty fucking horrible thing to do to a newborn baby

TBH i think its medical pratice because new borns do need to cry.. or at least thats what i think..

EdgeRabbit wrote: Thu May 29, 2025 11:40 am IM TALLER THEN YOU? IM 5’9!

I don't mean to get off-topic, but, I'm 5'3 I'm as tall as a girl!

I guess I'm really not beating the girl allegations, huh? I've got the height of one and the voice of one...

Wait, are you trans WP?

I REALLY don't want to answer that.

EdgeRabbit wrote: Thu May 29, 2025 3:00 pm TBH i think its medical pratice because new borns do need to cry.. or at least thats what i think..

No, it’s just a sign that they are healthy. Monitoring the heart rate would be a lot better way in my eyes.

WPTheMidget wrote: Thu May 29, 2025 3:01 pm I don't mean to get off-topic, but, I'm 5'3 I'm as tall as a girl!

Ohhh, the word chain thread is gonna get much funner…