Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:35 pm

When you get a Microwave.

How long will it take to get one?

Master · Post by **Master** » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:37 pm

Few minutes if we go out now, otherwise we'll have to wait for tomorrow.

Why do we get confused?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:38 pm

In order to get it together.

Where's the nearest newt?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:39 pm

Under your bed.

Why won't you get it?

Master · Post by **Master** » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:40 pm

It's horrifyingly evil.

Shall we come to an agreement?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:40 pm

Always.

Why always?

Master · Post by **Master** » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:42 pm

Because we made the foundations of society on a man who never would.

Who never would what?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:43 pm

Donkey wouldn't want it.

But who cares what Donkey thinks?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:44 pm

Everyone cares. EVERYONE.

Is the newt cute though.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:44 pm

No.

Why not?

Master · Post by **Master** » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:46 pm

We just don't have the sight for it.

Why don't we have the sight for it?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:46 pm

Because we just don't.

Why is that so?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:49 pm

We need better glasses.

Can I pet the newt?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:49 pm

Yes, you may not.

Will it bite you?

Master · Post by **Master** » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:50 pm

It's a friendly creature, just don't blink!

Is it a Silent?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:50 pm

Silent and deadly.

What harm can it do?

Master · Post by **Master** » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:52 pm

It will edit itself out of your memory when you look away from it.

Does it shoot lightning?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:52 pm

Yes, a ton of it!

How much power does it have?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:54 pm

At least 60 Watt.

Can I give the newt a name?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:54 pm

Yes, name it anything.

What will you name it?

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