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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:35 pm
by Reese Riverson
When you get a Microwave.

How long will it take to get one?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:37 pm
by Master
Few minutes if we go out now, otherwise we'll have to wait for tomorrow.

Why do we get confused?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:38 pm
by Bradandez
In order to get it together.

Where's the nearest newt?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:39 pm
by Reese Riverson
Under your bed.

Why won't you get it?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:40 pm
by Master
It's horrifyingly evil.

Shall we come to an agreement?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:40 pm
by Reese Riverson
Always.


Why always?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:42 pm
by Master
Because we made the foundations of society on a man who never would.

Who never would what?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:43 pm
by Reese Riverson
Donkey wouldn't want it.


But who cares what Donkey thinks?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:44 pm
by Bradandez
Everyone cares. EVERYONE.

Is the newt cute though.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:44 pm
by Reese Riverson
No.


Why not?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:46 pm
by Master
We just don't have the sight for it.

Why don't we have the sight for it?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:46 pm
by Reese Riverson
Because we just don't.


Why is that so?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:49 pm
by Bradandez
We need better glasses.

Can I pet the newt?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:49 pm
by Reese Riverson
Yes, you may not.

Will it bite you?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:50 pm
by Master
It's a friendly creature, just don't blink!

Is it a Silent?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:50 pm
by Reese Riverson
Silent and deadly.

What harm can it do?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:52 pm
by Master
It will edit itself out of your memory when you look away from it.

Does it shoot lightning?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:52 pm
by Reese Riverson
Yes, a ton of it!

How much power does it have?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:54 pm
by Bradandez
At least 60 Watt.

Can I give the newt a name?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:54 pm
by Reese Riverson
Yes, name it anything.

What will you name it?