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The Jonster wrote: Wed Oct 03, 2018 11:44 pmI almost cut myself a couple times when the glass shattered and I was still trying to use it.

Ouch. I remember when my old iPhone 5s shattered I did my best not to do swipes in fears of getting cut.

I have to go run my vinyl records over sandpaper, making them noisy.

I have to go to bed and keep checking my phone instead of sleeping.

I have to go believe I can fly.

I have to go stick rubber bands on 2 drinking glasses to use them as spectacles.

I have to go melt some ice using 1000 degree iron ball.

I have to go inflate the tyre on my bike until it blows up.

I have to go lynch a bearded razor with a Glowinthedark Box.

I have to go throw darts at the TV.

I have to go curl up and sleep in a box.

I have to go, I have this habit of rambling on about stuff. Those are nice shoes! How about that weather then? No but seriously I should go, I think I'm getting over my rambling problem, though sometimes I just can't help it... (half an hour later) Anyway look at the time, I should really be going now. The weather seems nicer today...

I have to go be dreaming of how amazing Globox is in a few minutes, because I'm getting pretty sleepy and will probably be asleep in..............

Caithfidh mé imeacht anois agus briseadh an ríomhaire

I hope that makes sense (Plum might kill me)

I have to go kill you with Plums and keys.

Just kidding.

I have to go feck the frying pan containing your juiced tomatoes at your face

I have to gp throw the hot potato shite from your blender down your pants.

I have to go slap someone in the head with a T-square

I have to go Jonster up a cookie.

I don't have a clue what that means but I don't care

I have to go kick a guy in the nads while wearing steel capped boots.

That's good!

I have to go snap a person's neck with a crowbar.

Ouch

I have to go be a criticising grouchy old prick