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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:54 am
by Master
So be it, now burn to a crisp.
I want some crisps.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:55 am
by Bradandez
They're burnt.
I wish to un-crisped now.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:56 am
by Master
You're now pale, and are an empty husk of a man.
I wish that I don't confuse threads.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:59 am
by Bradandez
Sure but now you're confused in general.
I wish to go to France.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 2:00 am
by Master
Sadly, I took your place, your sacrifice was appreciated.
I wish to unsee many things.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 2:02 am
by Bradandez
Great now you're blind.
I wish to be the best hide-and-seek player in the world.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 2:03 am
by Master
No-one finds you, ever, you are gone forever.
I wish I didn't have to go to sleep now.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 2:04 am
by Bradandez
Sure. Now you're nocturnal.
I wish to fly a kite.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 1:03 am
by Master
It flew straight into a Pylon, shocking, to say the least.
I wish for better resilience.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 6:18 am
by Dark Lum Lord
Wish granted; you are so resilient that no challenges face you in life anymore, which may seem pleasant at first but this soon proves to make your life much less fulfilling.
Some ganja, please.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:03 am
by Master
You got it, but its obscurity causes it to vanish at first contact.
I wish to be more informed.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:37 am
by Dark Lum Lord
You know of everything in this universe and become severely depressed.
I wish for no homework.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:38 am
by Master
You don't get any, now everyone fails.
I wish to go to sleep sometime soon.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:43 am
by Dark Lum Lord
Wish granted; you sleep. Six feet under.
I wanna know what love is.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:44 am
by Master
It was expressed using the ever so popular video, your attempt at mimicking it went badly, as you cannot drive.
I wish to be a good driver.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:47 am
by Bradandez
Granted! Now everyone is a worse driver than you.
I wish for a wish.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:29 am
by Master
You get the wish, but it's only a curse.
I wish I didn't have this headache and lightheadedness.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 11:58 pm
by Dark Lum Lord
Wish granted; off to bed with you, bury that hangover under the pillow, pal. Smother it with a pillow in dire situations.
I wish for a hug.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 12:09 am
by Master
You get a hug, from Melvin, who's got the Millennium Rod of Stabbiness, good luck!
I wish I weren't in a bad mood with this work.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 12:13 am
by Dark Lum Lord
Wish granted; you have a manic episode, which is great a first but eventually you dabble outside of reality.
I want to add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.