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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:46 pm
by Steo
The team behind Rayman Revolution spent the entire time smoking weed and drinking beer. That's why some of the ideas and level changes are so crazy, and also why the game was never tested properly to fix the glitches.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:02 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Revolution was actually made for the PS1 and was ready to be released on the system, but Ubisoft decided to keep it for the PS2 and to release a downgraded version on PS1 instead to double the profit.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:31 pm
by Steo
The reason Rayman on SNES was cancelled is because the controller only had 2 shoulder buttons instead of 4. They wanted those extra crawl buttons.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 8:28 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
The life gauges of bosses in Spyro 2 Reignited are totally a rip-off of Rayman life's gauge from Rayman 1.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2018 12:50 am
by Steo
Whenever Rayman takes damage in Rayman 1, he gets the hiccups.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 1:57 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
The hidden Ly statue in the Longest Shortcut in Rayman 3 is not only an Easter egg, but also an apology from the developers for replacing her with Tily in the other Rayman multiplayer games.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:05 pm
by Steo
Rayman Origins is playable on Xbox One, but the reason it's not on PS4 is because the PS3 is better. :lol:

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 6:35 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
The decision to add Rayman 3 HD to the Games With Gold and to shutdown the servers a few months later was purposely to troll the players who just got the game for "free".

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 10:48 pm
by Steo
The reason L'Histoire de Rayman can't be translated into English, is because they hate English speakers and want us to learn French.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 4:39 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
And as a way to troll french Rayman fans aswell, they released Rayman Arena and the PSN port of Rayman 2 Revolution only in North America.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2018 3:31 am
by Steo
Rayman himself refused to be in any Rabbids games after TV Party. He insisted that Ubisoft and the creators cop on and make a decent Rayman game again or he'd never be seen again, as he'd spend the rest of his life on that island.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 1:20 am
by Shadowrayman
Rayman 1 didn't get on the Nintendo 64 because Nintendo was secretly a sexual version of Space Mama and wanted porn games for the Nintendo 69

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 2:45 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
They wanted to make Rayman Whorigins for Nintendo 69 aswell, but Ubisoft refused because the system was too old and inappropriate.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 4:31 pm
by Steo
The reason Globox kept talking about ladies and was desperate enough to make out with a cardboard cut out in Rayman 3, is because the devs never put Uglette in the game. Not seeing her for years made him become extremely desperate, and that's why he couldn't control himself.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:36 am
by Shadowrayman
The reason the pitch is low on the MS-DOS and DSi version of Rayman 1 is because the voice actors were going through puberty, so the Developers then drunk beer and said "Since the actors are goin' thro' puberty, why don't wa' make the voices lower pitched in this por' of the game?!?!??!?". What the hell is wrong with these developers...

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 6:05 am
by Stormtrooper934
Every port of Rayman 2 features a different Rayman that then combine together to form Rayman 3 Rayman.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 7:11 am
by Steo
André really is Rayman's father, which is why Murfy mentions it in Rayman 3.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:46 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Rayman didn't had limbs because he was actually a glitch in the virtual world from the SNES prototype of Rayman 1. The prototype itself ended up becoming a glitch because Ubisoft secretly asked Bethesda to work on it, and so it got scrapped and got replaced by the current Rayman 1.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:52 pm
by Stormtrooper934
the statue in Razoff's mansion isn't actually Ssssam, it's his cousin Zzzzam.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 12:04 pm
by Steo
If you complete The Longest Shortcut fast enough, you will end up in The Bog Of Murk.