Rayman Pirate-Community

...Tarayzan decides to give you the ability to swim instead of the seeding power because you would never escape the rising water without swimming.

...you eat the seed.

...Rayman tries to blow a stone with dynamite (and fails ofc)!
...You think Space Mama is Raymans mother.
...You think Space Mama is your mother.
...You kill Rayman for one extra life.

...you think the extra life is an enemy.

...you kill the life statues
...you kill red lums
...you kill checkpoints

... razorbeard kills you while you look for the crows in the Crow's Nest

... the rocket kicks your ass instead of saving u

You know you suck at Rayman if you are Razorbeard and you have to fight against Rayman to save Rayman's world.

...the teensies run away from you.

...Rayman is too shy to let the photographer take a photo of him.

... you can't find a cage and it's right in front of you

...you do a backflip and land on your head.
...freeze-mode only works on Rayman.

...you can't use freeze mode
...you can't load up the menu during game play

...Razoff laughs at you.

... you laugh at you

...you fire the shock rocket backwards and hit Murfy.

...you try to ride on Murfy instead of a plum

...You think Murfy is a plum.
...You think you have beat the game after the Murfy flight.

...you think you are Murfy

... you need a dictionary to difine rayman

... murphy says you are fat

... globox says you are fat

... Santa says you are fat

... you say you are fat

... The teensies say you are fat

... your fat says you are fat

... you die when your hands get taken off

... you die when you move forward one step

... the game over screen says "Game PERMANENTLY Over" then your disk explodes

...you ask what Globox means.