Rayman Pirate-Community

What in the world is octopus cheese? Anyway, once you get to the Isle of Doors, Murfy appears and, in retaliation for the hate club he's heard about, forces you to pay 1 million Tings if you want to access any of the portals. You haven't got that kind of dough, so he takes the scepter as payment instead and you're on your way. He decides to give me the scepter since I'm part of the fan club and I teleport to Zenith Harbour to get my steps in for the day.

However, they now decide to take all visitor’s possessions at Zenith for racer’s rewards. I hear about this so I strip naked and come along. I win the race, so the scepter is mine and I use to to evaporate Murfy!

However, you are disqualified from the race due to public indecency, so I keep the scepter and teleport to The Land of the Livid Dead (from Rayman 3) for a quick rest.

Due to the Scepter being banished from the Land, you are not able to take it with you. On my way to prison, I pick it off the floor and use it to evaporate the walls when I’m in my cell!

I never said you were arrested, just disqualified from the race. After all, Globox walks around without any clothes and he's perfectly fine! Anyway, evaporating the walls causes the roof of the prison to collapse on you and the other inmates. While I'm walking by and wondering why they didn't allow the scepter in the Land, I see it in the rubble, take it, and use it to rebuild the prison.

After they see you rebuilding the prison, they assume you were the one who destroyed it, force you to drop the scepter and arrest you. I, due to not being actually sentenced, take the scepter and walk out.

Once I explain to whoever "they" is that Greengoop's tomfoolery caused the destruction of the prison, they tackle you and remove the scepter from your hands, forcing you to pay exactly 65,230 Tings for the damages. They give me the scepter and apologize for the misunderstanding, then I teleport to Clearleaf Stadium to try out the Hoodstomper.

Unfortunately, your criminal record hasn’t been erased. They catch a criminal riding the hoodstomper and throw you in the cell with me. We have an intense wrestling match together and then I rip the scepter away from you and teleport to the 1915 Western Front.

You end up getting caught in the crossfire of a German battle and are shot. One of the soldiers finds the scepter, but since Rayman 3 didn't exist yet, he has no idea what it does, so he just throws it in a nearby trashcan. Turns out that trashcan was secretly a portal to the present which I placed in case something like this happens. The scepter falls back into my hands, so I use it to break out of the cell and make my getaway.

You reach the safe house on the isle of doors where I am waiting. You hand me the scepter and head off towards your desired destination. I give it to EdgeRabbit so they can officially make it canon that Rayman is their beloved....yeah I'll go with that

However, Rayman becomes so in love with Edge that he kidnaps him and runs away, to keep him away from anyone else who might want to take him away! He drops the scepter from shock, and I pick the scepter up from the floor, and use it to create Rayman 4!

Of course, since Ly is the only one for my boy Rayman, I can’t let that slide. To that end, I craft a life-sized Rayman plushie and give it to EdgeRabbit in exchange for the scepter. While he’s busy making out with it, I teleport to Fiesta de los Muertos to watch one of El Luchador’s battles.
(Edit: Turns out that me and Ithasmore posted at around the same time, so… do with that what you will )

I take the scepter from Greengoop and use the scepter to conduct a duel between Edgerabbit and Ly. The winner will receive Rayman! Now the question is, who will win?

Ithasmore wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 2:39 pm However, Rayman becomes so in love with Edge that he kidnaps him and runs away, to keep him away from anyone else who might want to take him away! He drops the scepter from shock, and I pick the scepter up from the floor, and use it to create Rayman 4!

I mean, I think Edge would actually be ok with being kidnapped by Rayman.

Ly uses her magical powers to wipe the floor with Edge, winning the match and her beloved thingamajig. Since I was on her team, I receive the scepter as a prize and use it to teleport the three of us to Thousand Waterfalls, where we race together.

However in their race, RayGamer99 drops the scepter and I pick it up. Using the scepter I secretly have Murfy steal Rayman using the excuse of approaching Hoodlums. Rayman then ends up next to me and I hand him the scepter for him to use to win the race.

Oooooooh, my Rayman disguise came in handy! Instead of winning the race, I do a huge jump and land in Kansas City

Unfortunately, it was during a tornado and you get swept up and land in oz, while the scepter flies back into the hands of WPTheModder.

However, WP agrees to give me the scepter to help me stop being brainwashed by conspiracies, and I give it back to him afterwards to keep it out the hands of RayGamer99 and Jonster

WP however laid a trap on the scepter to confuse Greengoop so he ended up giving me the scepter instead. I then magically teleport Greengoop to the hospital to get his head checked while I join in the race to win since I'm a natural winner and leave the scepter with Murfy so he can you know...do stuff.

I had already blown up murfy with a bazooka so I picked the bloody scepter out of his remains and used it to summon a murfy punching bag