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Then a really unique shade would cause a very confusing experience for everyone!

What if he actually made Steamed Clams?

Then Seymour would have missed the aurora borealis in the kitchen.

What if "steamed hams" isn't just an Albany expression?

Then more people would get the joke, and there’d be less of a joke!

What if I randomly scream at my best friends that I hate them?

they'll prob end up quitting you and youll prob need to find another set of best friends

what if protoweb didnt focus on 90's internet but on 2010's internet

Then the website would lose all cohesion and collapse in on itself. Probably.

What if Rayman Legends had a more fleshed out plot?

Then people would find another stupid reason to whine about it, rather than just accepting it’s a good game.

What if DeathSpank joined the AntiSpank and they wretched havoc across SpankTopia together?

Then just about everyone would get spanked at an unspankly level.

What if I broke out the butter and was gonna make toast?

Then the toaster would explode if you tried putting bread and butter in it.

What if I dip a carrot in Nutella?

Then the Nutella will probably taste like carrots.

What if the answer to 2 + 2 was WEED EATER?

The everyone would be carrots and bricoli!

What if I was Lord Von Prong?

Then you would get mauled by none other than DeathSpank.

What if the Leptys Scepter Quest was active again?

Then two topics would die as a tribute… let’s see, you game and off topic!

What if it was 10:38PM?

Then I would be in a different time zone?

What if WB treated Looney Tunes better?

Then WP would treat looney tunes worse!

What if the next Rayman game was called Rayman 6?

Greengoop wrote: Sat May 24, 2025 4:12 pm Then WP would treat looney tunes worse!

Heyyy... No I wouldn't! I'm a huge fan.

Then everyone would notice that Ubisoft named it wrong, causing outrage and riots

What if the Rabbids didn't exist?

Then people would stop asking this question on every other page!

What if everyone on this forum who has posted in the last year got placed in an abandoned mansion in rural County Kerry, and the date was March 20th 2002?

Then we would have to build a time machine to get back to the future present!

What if I stopped posting?

Then I would be very sad, and you wouldn’t upset your poor friend like that?

What if sea levels rise by 1000 metres?

THEN WERE ALL DEAD MOTHERFUCKERS!!

What if I didn’t join RPC?

Then you would heave exactly 4746 less posts.

What if nothing costed money?