You know you suck at Rayman when...

[R4Y_ANC3L]

When the Mawpaws swoop down at you at the Beginning of The Bog Of Murk.

[Steo]

When you press x to punch and realise you're playing hangman.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

When you lose a Tic-Tac-Toe Game round to a Gorilla Pirate...

[Aaron]

When you try to beat the bullets shot by the Hunter in R1.

[Steo]

When you just generally aren't very good at the game.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

When you try to beat the bullets shot by the Hunter in R1.

I don't think that they are bullets per say. They look more like Smashing Mallets. But I think you know what you mean.


When you think that the Red Walking Shells can be ridden in The Precipice.

[The Jonster]

When you ask a question that’s already been answered.

[Steo]

When you start collecting coins in Rayman and then realise you're asleep

[R4Y_ANC3L]

When you buy crappy fan-made Rayman games with loose change and call yourself a "fan".

[The Jonster]

When you collect rings but realize you’re playing a mario game.

[Steo]

When you start up Rayman 3 and you're driving a Subaru Impreza about 120mph then you think wait, didn't I put Rayman in the PS2? Then you crash hard into a brick wall, penetrating it and you fall about 100 yards and end up on The Bog Of Murk.

[The Jonster]

When you are lost in thought.

[Steo]

When you think Rayman is dead at the end of Rayman 2

[The Jonster]

When you think Reflux survived Rayman 3.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

When you keep hitting into the obstacles in the Snowboard Race.

Seriously though.. I love when that happens. Whenever Rayman hits the rope lines, He stops in place, shouts in pain and flips uncontrollably.

[Steo]

When Clark lands on top of you after tripping over the laser.

[Aaron]

When you keep hitting into the obstacles in the Snowboard Race.

Seriously though.. I love when that happens. Whenever Rayman hits the rope lines, He stops in place, shouts in pain and flips uncontrollably.

When you try to flip with the snowboard when it says "Get get get get on UP!"

[The Jonster]

When you fall off the teensie Highway and don’t get picked up.

[Steo]

When you don't find the secret room just before the first teensie highway.

[The Jonster]

When you get 0% after a level.