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In a dark alley, there was once a lone wizard named poo eater who usually avoided contact with hot lesbians who held nothing but the power to save themselves and other heterosexuals from the clutches of the evil sorcerer Garmfield. His extraordinary ability was to make many lasagas which can give and spread out effects of constipation and lack of sexual arousal which could destroy the pangolin population. The ferocity of the hot lesbians is quite the handful, especially from the fact that they like to use their toilet detergent that is strong enough to blast away the spells that causes "demanding of physical therapy" from doctors. Their powers are called "Shrink Endurance", which allows men to heal themselves Both spiritually and sexually even if Some of them are addicts of alcohol, though it actually doesn't have any effect on whoremongers. Then after, Ray ancel once again fucked up the topic by being too lazy for copying the whole story and add his sentence to it, the topic was then thankful for that eventuality since it was almost gonna be sliced like chicken cutlets. There's a nice recipe for tasty chicken cutlets which includes motherly love, seasoning and a laaaaarge soda but we all know that Big Smoke said that at the end of his ridiculously large order in GTA San Andreas just before you chase the Ballas, which then means...

Steo wrote:In a dark alley, there was once a lone wizard named poo eater who usually avoided contact with hot lesbians who held nothing but the power to save themselves and other heterosexuals from the clutches of the evil sorcerer Garmfield. His extraordinary ability was to make many lasagas which can give and spread out effects of constipation and lack of sexual arousal which could destroy the pangolin population. The ferocity of the hot lesbians is quite the handful, especially from the fact that they like to use their toilet detergent that is strong enough to blast away the spells that causes "demanding of physical therapy" from doctors. Their powers are called "Shrink Endurance", which allows men to heal themselves Both spiritually and sexually even if Some of them are addicts of alcohol, though it actually doesn't have any effect on whoremongers. Then after, Ray ancel once again fucked up the topic by being too lazy for copying the whole story and add his sentence to it, the topic was then thankful for that eventuality since it was almost gonna be sliced like chicken cutlets. There's a nice recipe for tasty chicken cutlets which includes motherly love, seasoning and a laaaaarge soda but we all know that Big Smoke said that at the end of his ridiculously large order in GTA San Andreas just before you chase the Ballas, which then means...

You must travel to a certain place in order to be able to obtain this legendary recipe. Of course, navigating to it is not easy, but.....

You must travel to a certain place in order to be able to obtain this legendary recipe. Of course, navigating to it is not easy, but you can cut through Clearleaf Forest to the repaired Teensie Highway that will lead you to...

That will lead you to the murky river that leads to the Bog of Murk but WAIT!!..

but WAIT!! There's more. If you preorder now you will receive 2 for the price of one. That's a second Bog absolutely free...

Absolutely free if you buy now! Oh right where were we? After accepting the offer the rock climber...

the rock climber had no money left and had no choice but to drink from the bog. This had effects on his health and caused him to have hallucinations. He started to see......

He started to see a boy called the Jonster beckoning hi m to...

In a dark alley, there was once a lone wizard named poo eater who usually avoided contact with hot lesbians who held nothing but the power to save themselves and other heterosexuals from the clutches of the evil sorcerer Garmfield. His extraordinary ability was to make many lasagas which can give and spread out effects of constipation and lack of sexual arousal which could destroy the pangolin population. The ferocity of the hot lesbians is quite the handful, especially from the fact that they like to use their toilet detergent that is strong enough to blast away the spells that causes "demanding of physical therapy" from doctors. Their powers are called "Shrink Endurance", which allows men to heal themselves Both spiritually and sexually even if Some of them are addicts of alcohol, though it actually doesn't have any effect on whoremongers. Then after, Ray ancel once again fucked up the topic by being too lazy for copying the whole story and add his sentence to it, the topic was then thankful for that eventuality since it was almost gonna be sliced like chicken cutlets. There's a nice recipe for tasty chicken cutlets which includes motherly love, seasoning and a laaaaarge soda but we all know that Big Smoke said that at the end of his ridiculously large order in GTA San Andreas just before you chase the Ballas, which then means You must travel to a certain place in order to be able to obtain this legendary recipe. Of course, navigating to it is not easy, but you can cut through Clearleaf Forest to the repaired Teensie Highway that will lead you to the murky river that leads to the Bog of Murk but WAIT!! There's more. If you preorder now you will receive 2 for the price of one. That's a second Bog absolutely free if you buy now! Oh right where were we? After accepting the offer the rock climber had no money left and had no choice but to drink from the bog. This had effects on his health and caused him to have hallucinations he started to see a boy called the Jonster beckoning him to panic. He was randomly captured by hoodlums dragged for about 10 miles and didn't have a clue where he was. He passed out and when he finally came to, he got up and had a look around him.....

(yeah the story was supposed to stay like that in this thread )

he got up and had a look around him and found two full moons, which meant...

which meant he was in The Bog Of Murk. It was then that he realised nothing made sense anymore. How could all these things be happening to him all at once he wondered. It was at that very moment where he realised he was late for steamed hams. After searching far and wide, he finally found a mirror which lead him to Skinner's house. He sat down to have some steamed hams, but at that very second he realised that they weren't steamed, but in fact grilled.....

Steo wrote:which meant he was in The Bog Of Murk. It was then that he realised nothing made sense anymore. How could all these things be happening to him all at once he wondered. It was at that very moment where he realised he was late for steamed hams. After searching far and wide, he finally found a mirror which lead him to Skinner's house. He sat down to have some steamed hams, but at that very second he realised that they weren't steamed, but in fact grilled.....

Grilled Rotten Human Flesh which could really damage...

Grilled Rotten Human Flesh which could really damage his colon. He then decided he wasn't eating them and went to...

he wasn't eating them and went to bed, but in his bed there were...

but in his bed there were fig rolls which he ate because he was starving. He noticed that in the room.....

He noticed that in the room there was something spinning in the closet, and when he opened it a spiral door appeared! This door leads...

This door leads to the Isle Of Doors. He visits the nearest stage to him which is...

which is the lost island, where peaceful waters free of pirahnas reside. He decides to take a swim....

He decides to take a swim, but all of a sudden, a Robo-Pirate appeared out of nowhere! He then throws the magic spheres onto the bases....

He then throws the magic spheres on the bases and a door on the island opens. This door leads him inside what is apparently...