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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:11 am
by Master
That was definitely a most gory affair, though with a multitude of yourselves, there is now the great war of DLL to contend with.
I wish to have no part in it.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:07 am
by Dark Lum Lord
Wish granted; your mother does instead.
I wish I wasn't a fuckin' shrub.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:09 am
by Master
You are no longer a plant, now you are the atmosphere.
I wish to know what it's like to be a planet.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:08 pm
by Bradandez
Granted. Have fun being Pluto.
I wish for 2 hay pennies.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:19 pm
by Master
Have two pennies of hay, that'll get you real far in life.
I wish to have a Buoy Base galaxy.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 6:11 am
by Shrooblord
You do, but since the law of physics do not comprehend a single being capable of holding an entire galaxy in the palm of his had, the Universe ends.
I wish for a new Universe.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:56 am
by Bradandez
It's made of poop.
I wish it didn't smell.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 10:23 am
by Master
We use too much air freshener, and now we're dying cause it smells too good.
I wish we were able to solve this.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 8:36 am
by OCG
During the solving, it exploded.
I wish it didn't explode.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:10 am
by Bradandez
Sure it implodes.
I wish for a new better universe.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 10:40 am
by Master
You get a universe of math, so much superior.
I wish that I had a Laser-Sonic Screwdriver.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 10:56 am
by Bradandez
Okay but you have to get rid of math first.
I wish to go minecarting.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 10:59 am
by Master
Go right ahead, just don't go looking for brakes, there aren't any.
I wish that I could have good driving technique.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 11:52 pm
by SegaNintendoUbisoft
You get a good driving technique, for Mario Kart. You still suck at driving in real life.
I wish for a fish.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:06 am
by OCG
You get thrown in Fish tank.
I wish for working PSP WiFi
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 1:57 am
by Bradandez
But it goes so sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.
I wish for some carne asada.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 2:00 am
by Master
I misheard Asda, and now you have a supermarket.
I wish for powerful eyes.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 2:05 am
by Bradandez
You get these eyes.
I wish for MY BRAND!
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:51 am
by Master
You get Russell Brand.
I wish I didn't have pains when I wake up.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:59 pm
by ikke471
granted! you now have pains when you're trying to sleep (believe me this is way worse)
I wish for a fez