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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 5:35 pm
by Reese Riverson
In your locker.
Why don't you get it?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 5:39 pm
by Master
It's placed within a very delicate point in time and space.
Why is it so delicate?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 5:40 pm
by Reese Riverson
Because it is very fragile.
Why is it so fragile anyway?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 5:45 pm
by Master
It's made of glass.
Why is it made of glass?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 5:45 pm
by Reese Riverson
So you don't get shocked by the high voltage inside!
How many volts does it have?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 5:48 pm
by Master
9e10.
What's that number?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 5:49 pm
by Reese Riverson
It is a Master digit, that requires 1.21 jiggawatts of energy.
Where will we get such energy?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 5:51 pm
by Master
From the fryer I'm about to cook the chips in.
Will I be back soon?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 5:52 pm
by Reese Riverson
You'll be back in a flash!
How quick is a flash?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 6:32 pm
by Master
Depends on its wavelength.
How do we measure wavelength?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 6:45 pm
by Bradandez
With ghetto blaster.
What the Da Funk is going on here?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 6:46 pm
by Reese Riverson
Funky Mastah!
Who is Funky Mastah?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 6:48 pm
by Bradandez
Master who's funky fresh.
And what happens when you get funky fresh?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 6:49 pm
by Reese Riverson
You become a fresh prince!
Is Master a fresh prince?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 6:58 pm
by Master
Nope.
Is he a witty prince?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 6:58 pm
by Reese Riverson
Yes, he is.
Why is he so witty?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 7:00 pm
by Bradandez
Cause of puns.
Does everyone love puns?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 7:01 pm
by Master
Nope, puns are for the worthy only.
Who are the worthy?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 7:03 pm
by Bradandez
The punniest.
Do dounts dream?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 7:04 pm
by Reese Riverson
No, they don't.
Why don't they dream?