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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 7:06 pm
by Bradandez
They have no sense of freedom.

Where can a shovel date a toothpick?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 7:20 pm
by Reese Riverson
Your house.

Why would they date?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 7:23 pm
by Bradandez
Because of their burning, undying love!

Isn't that sweet?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 7:24 pm
by Reese Riverson
Very sweet indeed.

Will you eat them now?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:56 pm
by ikke471
No. But I will.

Will I ever be together with my beloved fez?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:57 pm
by Master
Yes you will, the marriage ceremony is now!

Who's reading the rites?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:18 pm
by THEdragon
Me!!1!!!11!!

But am I any good at it?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:21 pm
by Master
It was a heartwarming and tearjerker of a reading.

How are you so good at it?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:24 pm
by THEdragon
I practice by writing emotional Rayman Fanfics.

Say what now?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:26 pm
by Master
It's too beautiful to imagine...

Could you pass me the tissue box?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:36 pm
by Bradandez
NO! My tissues!

How did I get these?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:38 pm
by Master
By being the tissue merchant.

Were you referencing the Cabbage merchant?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:41 pm
by Bradandez
Those are my cabbages. MINE.

Will there be salads?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:42 pm
by Master
There will be in Ba Sing Se.

What about the Fire Nation?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:43 pm
by Bradandez
Screw them. It's party time.

Where's the party?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:43 pm
by Master
In the Asylum.

Asylum of what?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:48 pm
by Bradandez
Of unicorns!

Was that dumb?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:48 pm
by Master
Nope, we're all computers here.

Why are we all computers?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:50 pm
by Reese Riverson
Because we have processors in our brains.

Why do we have brains?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:51 pm
by Bradandez
Because we ain't talking face to face.

Why is it Too Long?