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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:07 am
by Master
The awakeness screwdriver.

Why's he getting tired?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:07 am
by Reese Riverson
Because he is super tired

Why is that?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:08 am
by THEdragon
Because regular tired just isn't enough.

Should I go get another cheese cube?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:10 am
by Reese Riverson
Sure, enjoy!

How many cubes of cheese can you eat?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:13 am
by THEdragon
Loads! But my mother would probably find out when the bag's empty!

What does KFC stand for?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:14 am
by Master
Kolas Friendly Conker.

Am I right?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:15 am
by Reese Riverson
Heck yeah!

How come you are always right?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:16 am
by Master
Because, I am what you perceive me to be.

Does that make me right?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:17 am
by Reese Riverson
Never, you arn't right!

I am right, right?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:18 am
by THEdragon
No, you're left.

What is Candy Château made of?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:19 am
by Master
An unknown amount of cake.

Well, is there?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:21 am
by THEdragon
Yeah but it's all been stepped on.

Why does Andrew's icecream recipe contain Scottish spider eggs?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:23 am
by Master
He's trying to make a poison, because he sent the wrong recipe.

Was that on purpose?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:25 am
by THEdragon
Yes because Trolldrew.

What about Trolliere? What was in his chocolate cake recipe?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:26 am
by Master
The power to fly.

Why'd he give such knowledge to mere mortals?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:27 am
by THEdragon
Because he was feeling a special kind of French.

Wait, what?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:28 am
by Master
He's from France, he understands.

Why don't we understand?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:29 am
by Reese Riverson
Because we arn't French.

Why arn't we French?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:29 am
by THEdragon
Because of our significant lack of Frenchness.

What units are frenchness measure in?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:30 am
by Master
Francise.

Who came up with that unit?