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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:30 am
by THEdragon
You did, apparently.
But who are you?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 3:54 am
by Reese Riverson
I...am.... Darth vader... *breaths*
Will you be very afraid?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:18 am
by THEdragon
Nope *Puts on sunglasses*
Where do baby limbless come from?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:20 am
by Reese Riverson
They come from storks.
Are Rayman babies produced in a factory?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:21 am
by THEdragon
No, but that's where they end up. Raymanian bacon, however, is produced in a factory.
...Is there some sort of connection between the two?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:22 am
by Reese Riverson
Perhaps so, someone needs to rescue them!
Will you be their hero?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:24 am
by THEdragon
Sure! Lemme just finish this weird-tasting meat sandwich... Wait... Oh no!
Where did the Musician learn to play the guitar?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:25 am
by Reese Riverson
The book of magic that Magician keeps hidden in the Glade.
What powers could this book hold?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:26 am
by THEdragon
Very basic literacy and numeracy.
Why does the Musician have such a strange-looking baby?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:27 am
by Reese Riverson
Rumor says it was due to Magician's magic.
Could this be part of the reason?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:39 am
by THEdragon
Of course! Everyone knows the Magician likes to make people's babies look weird because he can't get a girlfriend of the same species
Why does Rayman have a big nose?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:40 am
by Reese Riverson
More the reason to smell pie with!
What is Rayman's favorite pie?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:43 am
by THEdragon
Pie made with a strange meat no-one ever tells him the origins of.
Wait... That's not Raymanian bacon, is it?!
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:43 am
by Reese Riverson
It may be, he's eating his own people!
Will you alert him?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:46 am
by THEdragon
Nyeh, he'll catch onto it on his own soon enough...
...Right?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:46 am
by Reese Riverson
Maybe?
What is that on Rayman's shirt?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:49 am
by THEdragon
Spaghetti stains.
Why was Rayman eating spaghetti?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:50 am
by Reese Riverson
Because Spaghetti is delicious!
Buoni gli spaghetti, buoni gli spaghetti, buoni buoni buoni buoni, buoni gli spaghetti !

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:52 am
by THEdragon
Perhaps so.
How much does Rayman like chocolate?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:53 am
by Reese Riverson
Enough he'd swim in it!
Has Rayman ever tried hot cocoa?