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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:55 am
by THEdragon
Yes, when he was young, but he drowned in it because he couldn't swim back then.
What's with his old haircut?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:56 am
by Reese Riverson
He's old fashioned.
Think he needs to be taught what kind of hair style today's kids wear?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:57 am
by THEdragon
Nope, he just needs to grow a beard.
Would Rayman look good with a beard?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:57 am
by Reese Riverson
He'd look like an old geezer.
Do we even want Geezer Rayman?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:02 am
by THEdragon
Well, since he's over a century old he technically is an ancient geezer, but 100 years of beauty sleep kept him lookin' fresh.
Fresh for a member of his species, anyway.
Did one of Razoff's ancestors really kill Space Mama?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:03 am
by Reese Riverson
Nah, they just want you to think that.
Is Razoff truly the worlds greatest hunter?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:06 am
by THEdragon
Nope, he's second greatest. First place is this guy:
Who's the third greatest hunter?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:07 am
by Reese Riverson
Razoff's wife!
Since when was Razoff married?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:09 am
by THEdragon
Yesterday! We all missed the wedding!
Who's Razoff's wife?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:10 am
by Reese Riverson
Mrs. Razoff.
Though what is her first name?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:14 am
by THEdragon
Robert.
What should I have for lunch?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:14 am
by Reese Riverson
Clam chowder.
Was I wrong?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:17 am
by THEdragon
I have no clams nor chowder! But two-minute noodles is close enough.
What even is chowder?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:17 am
by Reese Riverson
It's the name of the soup in a can, or so Magician claims!
Do you think it's one of those spider egg meals?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:18 am
by THEdragon
I'm not sure, but I'm not taking any risks! Launch the cans into space!
Then what happens?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:19 am
by Reese Riverson
Space Mama finds them and eats them.
Does she like that kind of food?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:26 am
by THEdragon
Yeah, she's into all that weird eccentric 'artsy' stuff.
Will spiders hatch inside her stomach?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:31 am
by Reese Riverson
Yeah, they will.
What will happen after they hatch in her stomach?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:54 am
by THEdragon
They'll form a civilised society within her digestive system.
Then what'll happen to Space Mama?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:54 am
by Reese Riverson
She will then turn into the Spider Mama.
What could she do as a spider being?