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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 5:32 pm
by Master
Fezzes are cool, but the wives don't approve.

I wish to protect the fez.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 5:56 pm
by Reese Riverson
So you wished it, so it shall be, with you protecting yourself from fez!


I wish Master made sense!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 5:59 pm
by Master
I always make sense.

I wish everyone knew why we're talking about Fezzes.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 6:00 pm
by Reese Riverson
Okay, everyone but you don't know why.

I wish someone would tell me what a Fezzes is!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 6:08 pm
by Master
Oh fine, it's what this fella has on his head:
Image

You won't remember that though.

I wish I were the brains behind a superlibrary.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 6:09 pm
by Reese Riverson
There are now, in glass jars with your brain!

I wish Master had his brain back!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 6:14 pm
by Master
I got it back, but now I am the library.

I wish I wasn't the library.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 6:14 pm
by Reese Riverson
Granted, now you are a book!

I wish Master was a fun book to read!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 6:17 pm
by Master
I am a tragic book to read, and you run away in tears.

I wish I could reassure Hoodcom.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 6:17 pm
by Reese Riverson
I have been reassured that you are crazy.

I wish you were not crazy.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 6:20 pm
by Master
I am not, but you're the one in the asylum.

I wish to know why you're in an Asylum.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 6:26 pm
by Reese Riverson
Oh, that wasn't me! It was your evil twin brother!

Did you know you had an evil twin?

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 6:28 pm
by Master
Of course, they always annoy me.

I wish for some spare change.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 6:30 pm
by Reese Riverson
You have a new change of life!

I wish Master will use this change wisely.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 6:32 pm
by Master
Well, he did, he became a professor, of professing.

I wish I knew what I was doing.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 6:39 pm
by Reese Riverson
You now know how to bake cookies!

I wish they were delicious.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 6:42 pm
by Master
They were so delicious, you die!

I wish to resuscitate you.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:43 pm
by Reese Riverson
Bada bing, bada... wait, it made two of me for you to see!

I wish Master had a billion tings!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:46 pm
by Master
I have the power to do so, but I'm not one to abuse it.

I wish I didn't have to listen to yelling.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:46 pm
by Reese Riverson
And now you can't listen at all!

I wish Master can hear it all!