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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 3:49 pm
by Aaron
The real reason we don't know what kind of thing Rayman is and say he's a Rayperson is because Ubisoft is hiding the truth from us.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 5:36 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Rayman has been secretly the main character of all the VR games in which you have limbless hands. That's why we don't see him in any new Rayman games.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 8:09 pm
by Aaron
That thing about Globox turning blue because of the fruit picking and bees isn't true, he actually turned that color because he picked a red tulip.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 1:14 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
Globox got many children because he secretly asked the magician to give him thousands.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 4:44 am
by Steo
Globox pulled Rayman's hands off on purpose in Rayman 3 to get some attention, because he knows he deserves more attention than he gets.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 11:05 am
by Aaron
Murfy pulled out the Manual not only to Rayman to get him to know that Globox took his hands, but also because he wasn't in a good mood and wanted to have a good read.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 4:27 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
Globox is confirmed to have his mouth be a secret compartment.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 9:40 am
by StelzenBomber
Rayman can say the n word without reprecutions
Because he got it from globox
Who got it from his 369 son, BoxBoi
Edit: he also lives in the hood

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 1:34 am
by Steo
Globox and the kids are representing Grove Street. They're actually part of Grove Street Families.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 6:15 pm
by Aaron
Rayman is actually called that because he's actually a ray fish.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 6:38 pm
by Steo
The Irish for Rayman is Rayfear. :mrgreen:

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 1:24 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Rayman was supposed to be a superhero with rays powers. However, the concept got rejected and Michel Anced bought the character and changed it completely.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 2:33 pm
by Steo
The real reason Rayman 4 never came out is because Murfy went on strike after the way they treated him in Rayman 3. They wouldn't be able to make the game without him doing the tutorial.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 4:10 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
All Knaarens are invincible because they play with god mode, except Reflux who is not a cheater and thus is the only legitimate champion.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 4:53 pm
by Steo
The reason Globox's belly is so big is because he's so smart, meaning his brain is too big to fit in his head.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 5:15 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
The reason why Rayman 2 Forever has a Henchman 800 as the final boss rather than the Grolgoth is because the development team ran out of budget before making even half of the game's ennemies, which explains why the game feels incomplete.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 5:29 pm
by StelzenBomber
Rayman cant use his fist in rayman 2 because the soviet union forbid him

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 5:38 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Rayman 3 + Winnie the Pooh's Rumbly Tumbly Adventure was never released in China because the Chinese government found it insulting for their president.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 10:34 pm
by Steo
Rayman doesn't know how to spell his name.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 10:40 pm
by PluMGMK
Steo wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2019 4:53 pm The reason Globox's belly is so big is because he's so smart, meaning his brain is too big to fit in his head.
And conversely, his stomach's in his head, so that mushroom-like thing André was poking was an actual mushroom, which he'd had for breakfast!