Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2018 7:37 pm
Why is a boat late for school?
Mommy, why does Grandpa run zig zag in our garden?
Be silent child and reload.
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Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2018 7:52 pm
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:20 pm
I just thought of this one but it's a bit silly 
Who's your favourite music artist?
The who.
Who's your favourite music artist?
The who!
Who's your favourite music artist?
The who! Are you deaf or something?
You're the one that keeps saying who!
Who's your favourite music artist?
The who.
Who's your favourite music artist?
The who!
Who's your favourite music artist?
The who! Are you deaf or something?
You're the one that keeps saying who!
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:38 pm
Slappy Squirrel did a variant of that I believe. 
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:47 pm
I never looked up I just thought of it when I was eating my dinner and The Who were on the radio 
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:18 pm
Terrorism strikes no fear in my heart. I’ve been married for years.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 5:10 pm
This is a joke right? 185 Windows updates!
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 5:12 pm
OHhhh noooo!Steo wrote:This is a joke right?
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Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:16 pm
Aha! I told you I wasn't crazy, the voices in my head said so!
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:57 pm
Hahahhahahah!!!
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 2:32 pm
Bump.
Why are soldiers so tired in April?
Why are soldiers so tired in April?
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 2:40 pm
Why did you never do that thing you said you would at the beginning of August?
Because July!
Because July!
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 5:47 pm
What kind of music are balloons afraid of?
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:09 pm
Here's one I've been meaning to share for a while.
Once upon a time there was a bright young boy who developed a passion for tractors. He drew pictures of tractors, spent his time learning about how they worked, what different kinds there were and all that. His walls were covered with pictures of tractors, and his shelves filled with model tractors.
Now, as his schooling progressed and he got older, his parents persuaded him that perhaps it was time to let go of this hobby and focus on more pertinent matters. Reluctantly he agreed, and gradually the tractor paraphernalia disappeared from the house. In the heel of the hunt, he was very successful, and once he got a job he quickly rose through the ranks of the company to become one of the top dogs.
Once he reached the top, it came time for the young man to attend a board meeting. He was brought into the board room, where he found he couldn't see a thing. The place was full of smoke from all the cigars being smoked by the other big-shots. His reaction was utterly bewildering: he opened his mouth and with a big gulp, sucked in all the smoke, clearing the room. He then went over to the window, opened it, and spat the smoke out into the air outside. As he turned to the shocked executives, one timidly asked:
"H-how did you do that?"
"Oh, that's simple," the young man replied, "I'm an ex-tractor fan!"
Once upon a time there was a bright young boy who developed a passion for tractors. He drew pictures of tractors, spent his time learning about how they worked, what different kinds there were and all that. His walls were covered with pictures of tractors, and his shelves filled with model tractors.
Now, as his schooling progressed and he got older, his parents persuaded him that perhaps it was time to let go of this hobby and focus on more pertinent matters. Reluctantly he agreed, and gradually the tractor paraphernalia disappeared from the house. In the heel of the hunt, he was very successful, and once he got a job he quickly rose through the ranks of the company to become one of the top dogs.
Once he reached the top, it came time for the young man to attend a board meeting. He was brought into the board room, where he found he couldn't see a thing. The place was full of smoke from all the cigars being smoked by the other big-shots. His reaction was utterly bewildering: he opened his mouth and with a big gulp, sucked in all the smoke, clearing the room. He then went over to the window, opened it, and spat the smoke out into the air outside. As he turned to the shocked executives, one timidly asked:
"H-how did you do that?"
"Oh, that's simple," the young man replied, "I'm an ex-tractor fan!"
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:12 pm
That's a long, but great joke! Extractor fan
Alright, here's one...
What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
Alright, here's one...
What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:34 pm
Biggest indeed! Especially that one April Fools' Day when a bunch of people signed over their souls to… was it Amazon?
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:40 pm
And that's precisely my sense of humour in a nutshell. Ex-tractor fan
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:45 pm
My sister was probably one of those. Uses it for all her purchases. Still useful though.PluMGMK wrote:Biggest indeed! Especially that one April Fools' Day when a bunch of people signed over their souls to… was it Amazon?
Anyway...
What should you do after your Nintendo game ends in a tie?
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:39 am
I got a Good one.
What do you call a sleeping Bull?
What do you call a sleeping Bull?
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:47 am
R4Y_ANC3L wrote:I got a Good one.
What do you call a sleeping Bull?
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually it’s more of a wrap