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Due to this being 1700s America, they chase you away for drinking tea and they take your cookies for themselves. You wander this soon-to-be national park hungrily and pray someone will find you. I offer you a singular use of a Time Machine in exchange for the Scepter, which you agree to.

However, due to all the time travelling taking place, the universe crashes, and reboots to trun back to normal, which leaves the scepter at its original resting place, which I conveniently was exploring at the time! I pick it up, and run amok.

I walk by munching on some cookies (don't ask how I got all the way to 1700s America), noticing the exchange that Greengoop and the Jonster are making. While Jonster enters the Time Machine, and as Greengoop watches the machine explode when he tries to use it, I climb up a tree and use a fishing rod to sneakily get the scepter. I then use it to transport the three of us back to the present day and make a break for the now-abandoned Hoodlum Headquarters before any of you two notice that I have the scepter.
(Edit: Oops, turns out that Ithasmore responded already. How many times has this happened today? )

In fact that was all my doing! I manipulated everything that's happened so far in this quest as I'm a natural winner and never lose. All the scepters that everyone else has been getting and stealing has been FAKE RIP OFFS THAT WERE DOODLED ON BY CHILDREN! set to explode!!! And as a result everybody ended in the hospital due to burn damages. The real one ofc, is hidden in Fifo's safe in his house. Whom I had originally given it to from the start.

You gave it to the person you’d originally given it to, which was me in my costume, don’t you remember silly? With a quick 1234 on the password box, I’m sure he won’t check I now have the Scepter!

That was the wrong password actually, and now the laser system has been activated. The box immediately teleports away with the scepter to EdgeRabbit's house.

EdgeRabbit now lives in the same house as me (he still hasn’t moved out from the war) so it just stays in place!

I never said it would be in the same place in the house though! So now you have to go find it.

However, it actually DOES teeport away, but to a random field that I bought under Edge's name! I snatch it away, and run towards the North pole to hide away with the scepter.

You run into Santa, who asks if you can use your scepter to help load the toys into his sleigh. You do so but the scepter accidentally ends up being knocked into the sleigh as well and Santa takes off before you can stop him, riding into the night.

Santa's ride was a bumpy one though, and thanks to some rowdy geese the scepter falls out of the sleigh and onto my unsuspecting head, just as I was about to eat a delicious ham and cheese sandwich. When I come to, I grab the scepter and make four hundred more sandwiches with it to feed the poor.

I make myself poor by gambling so I can be in the prescience of RayGamer99. Then, whilst he puts on an “I’m so amazing” face, I swipe the scepter and turn him into a sandwich!

I throw this sandwich in Greengoop's face and he falls off the cliff to his doom. The scepter also disappears off the cliff, sadly so I go home.

Falling to certain doom, I tap into 100% of my “brain” to get the scepter to gravitate towards me. I then use it to summon a huge reservoir beneath my feet.

But alas, the reservoir was empty! You crash on the ground unconscious, leaving the scepter at the bottom of the cliff. Since I'm still a living sandwich, the bread cushions my fall and I grab the scepter, turning myself back to normal and teleporting Greengoop to a hospital. Now how to get out of the cliff?

I happen to be at the hospital Greengoop is teleported to. Using my trusty Leptys scepter from an alternate universe, I cut open his scalp and take out his brain to assess the damage, before removing the "conspiracy theory" and "post/Ting-obsession" genes from his brain so he can finally make better efforts to steal the scepter on his own time.

Unfortunately, those genes are so engrained within his DNA, removing them would somehow blow up the hospital! The scepter from an alternate universe flies directly next to me, which I use to teleport myself to the resovoir, before filling it up with pure lava, burning Raygamer and the Scepter from this universe!

Good thing I packed a Dry Bones Shell with me! I use it to float on the lava, then me and Ithasmore engage in an epic boss fight, with me eventually summoning a fireball that sends Ithasmore into the lava and incinerates his scepter. I gain +1500 XP from the fight (leveling up in the process), get out of the reservoir, and then use my scepter to turn the lava into that delicious queso from Moe's and my Dry Bones Shell into nachos. Finally, I can enjoy a well-deserved snack break.

Luckily I survived the explosion because of my alternate scepter’s power of invincibility, too bad I dropped it when I left. I see Raygamer eating with his scepter and decide to just let things be while I raid ItHasMore’s house for hot chocolate for attempting to assassinate Greengoop while he was getting an important operation. In my search I find my scepter and use it to make the most delicious hot chocolate.

I stand in the corner of my house as I watch Jon raid my house, utter confusion on my face. While Jon drinks the hot chocolate, I decide to sneakily swap it for coffee while he isn't looking, which freezes him out of shock! I use this opportunity to snag the scepter from him, and run off, using it to rocket jump away!