Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Bradandez]

Out of hippie flesh.

Say, where's the musician?

[THEdragon]

On the moon... But not in the way we remember him...

Where's the musician's wife?

[Bradandez]

In hiding with those who do not wear gloves.

What color is an orange?

[THEdragon]

Mandarine.

What ever happened to Tarayzan?

[Bradandez]

He fixed himself up and is now CEO of a Paperclip company.

Where is the grass at?

[Reese Riverson]

Under your bed.

Will you mow this grass?

[Bradandez]

I shall let it grow and name it Dennis.

How old is the grass until it can learn how to drive?

[technology4617]

37 years old, but they can only learn to drive when mixed with genetically-modified whale semen.

Why is the PS3 logo written in the Spider Man font?

[Bradandez]

Because the dolphins are running the conspiracies.

Where are the Pirates that Don't do much?

[THEdragon]

At the bottom of the ocean.

What percentage of the Glade of Dreams' flora is hallucinogenic?

[Bradandez]

Above 56% times 100.

How do you toast?

[Dark Lum Lord]

Light somone on fire and wait.

What if life is merely a dream (or nightmare, let me rephrase that).

[Reese Riverson]

Your brain cells! Being your life dream.

Why did Master cross the road?

[Master]

To travel time and space.

When did he reach the other side?

[Dark Lum Lord]

How tragic, I wasn't aware that Master died prematurely. I presume he forget his space suit.

Anyone have one of those Twilight zone telephones, by any chance.

[Master]

Sorry, I used them to cancel the movies.

Why do you hate me?

[Dark Lum Lord]

Why do you presume I hate you?

(Just killed two birds with one stone, where's my trophy?)

[Master]

(Hehe, no, I'm kidding, it just seems you like for me to end in gruesome ways when it comes to the answers, so I felt like making a point of it.)
The trophies are stored within the sixth channel of the Alpha Centauri nebula.

What are mates for?

[Dark Lum Lord]

(I was aware of that, but I saw a chance to kill two birds and I took advantage of it, love.)

Sexual reproduction.

c wat i did thurr ?

[Master]

I did indeed.

Is that what I meant when I asked for a mate?