Rayman Pirate-Community

Out of hippie flesh.

Say, where's the musician?

On the moon... But not in the way we remember him...

Where's the musician's wife?

In hiding with those who do not wear gloves.

What color is an orange?

Mandarine.

What ever happened to Tarayzan?

He fixed himself up and is now CEO of a Paperclip company.

Where is the grass at?

Under your bed.

Will you mow this grass?

I shall let it grow and name it Dennis.

How old is the grass until it can learn how to drive?

37 years old, but they can only learn to drive when mixed with genetically-modified whale semen.

Why is the PS3 logo written in the Spider Man font?

Because the dolphins are running the conspiracies.

Where are the Pirates that Don't do much?

At the bottom of the ocean.

What percentage of the Glade of Dreams' flora is hallucinogenic?

Above 56% times 100.

How do you toast?

Light somone on fire and wait.

What if life is merely a dream (or nightmare, let me rephrase that).

Your brain cells! Being your life dream.

Why did Master cross the road?

To travel time and space.

When did he reach the other side?

How tragic, I wasn't aware that Master died prematurely. I presume he forget his space suit.

Anyone have one of those Twilight zone telephones, by any chance.

Sorry, I used them to cancel the movies.

Why do you hate me?

Why do you presume I hate you?

(Just killed two birds with one stone, where's my trophy?)

(Hehe, no, I'm kidding, it just seems you like for me to end in gruesome ways when it comes to the answers, so I felt like making a point of it.)
The trophies are stored within the sixth channel of the Alpha Centauri nebula.

What are mates for?

(I was aware of that, but I saw a chance to kill two birds and I took advantage of it, love.)

Sexual reproduction.

c wat i did thurr ?

I did indeed.

Is that what I meant when I asked for a mate?