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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:00 am
by Bradandez
The ones you wear on your head.
Where did my friends go?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:43 am
by THEdragon
To beat up some guy.
Who was the guy?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:11 am
by Bradandez
It was me.
What are the colors of the moon?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:58 am
by Snagglebee
Moonish.
Why do people around me fart?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:41 am
by Master
They get nervous when they're in your presence.
What makes them nervous about you?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:51 pm
by Reese Riverson
Because he is an alien!
What kind of alien is he?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:53 pm
by Master
The one's with two hearts.
Why do they have two hearts?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:04 pm
by Reese Riverson
So they can work harder.
What do they work for?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:07 pm
by technology4617
The queen in the ant hive.
What do they do for the queen in the ant hive?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:17 pm
by Master
Make Honey.
And to what end does this honey serve?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:43 pm
by Dark Lum Lord
The honey is created for the sole purpose of rubbing on the faces of nine-year-old girls in an attempt to attract a wild pedobear.
What is two plus two.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:47 pm
by THEdragon
Whatever you believe it to be.
Will we be alright?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:16 am
by Dark Lum Lord
We're all alright, we just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:19 am
by MisterDark'sFanClub
The population of Earth gave itself away and is now doomed to become a billion Masters.
Which Master am I talking about? The administrator or the enemy of the Doctor?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:36 am
by Dark Lum Lord
Neither.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:41 am
by THEdragon
No, clowns eat candy.
Why would the clowns want to eat Dark-Lum-Lord when they have all the candy in Candy Château?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:16 am
by Dark Lum Lord
Bitch I'm fab. That's why.
There's no such thing as blank and total darkness?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:13 pm
by Master
Nope, it's all bright, so bright.
Why is it so bright?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:54 pm
by Dark Lum Lord
I shoved a lamp up its ass.
Sir, what are you looking at?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:53 am
by MisterDark'sFanClub
I'm looking at the giant mushroom! Giant mushy friend!
What do you do when someone you hate is on fire and you have.water?