Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[THEdragon]

That's Mama Luigi to you, Master!

Should we feel guilty for these awful references?

[Master]

Well, they exist, so we might as well use them.

Could we use them to defeat the evil forces of stuff?

[THEdragon]

Nope, it is written, only Link can do that.

Then what does Rayman do?

[Master]

Play the piano.

Does he play it well?

[THEdragon]

Yes, but he doesn't want people to know that, he wants us thinking he plays a cool guitar or something.

But why?

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

Mr. Skops despises piano!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a turtle? (Does anyone get that reference?)

[Dark Lum Lord]

Dark Lum Lord. (No.)

Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint. (?)

[Master]

What is it, good sir?

Should I be a butler?

[Dark Lum Lord]

Yes; mine.

Should I proceed my plan of taking over the planet and giving surprise buttsecks to anyone in my way?

[Master]

Maybe next week, people need some time alone for now.

Why do I feel like that?

[Dark Lum Lord]

I might have accidentally fucked you while you were sleeping, me and my sleep fucking, gotta keep this package from being delivered.

Carry on my wayward son?

[Master]

There will be peace when you are gone.

Why do I know this?

[Dark Lum Lord]

You fucked a psychic magician.

Who am I.

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

You're someone who didn't get my awesome Ninja Turtles reference.

Should I be pissed off about that?

[Master]

Yeah, because I'm not sure who you're referencing by Turtle mixed with Chicken.

What are you referencing?

[Dark Lum Lord]

ur momz fayc hurr hurr

Life's so hard when you're a tap-dancing nine-year-old-girl in a bee costume. (?)

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

*Michelangelo is being a coward* "Hey wat do you get when you cross a chicken with a turtle? ...Mikey!" (That's the reference!)

Is it unhealthy that is my favorite quote from the show even though it's the only thing I remember about it?

[Master]

Depends, really.

Which TMNT incarnation is this that you refer to?

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

The one from the late 90s/early 2000s.

Why is Shredder so epic in that incarnation?

[Master]

Well, if you're talking about the first TMNT cartoon, it's because he was voiced by Uncle Phil.

Unless you mean this Shredder?