Rayman Pirate-Community

That's Mama Luigi to you, Master!

Should we feel guilty for these awful references?

Well, they exist, so we might as well use them.

Could we use them to defeat the evil forces of stuff?

Nope, it is written, only Link can do that.

Then what does Rayman do?

Play the piano.

Does he play it well?

Yes, but he doesn't want people to know that, he wants us thinking he plays a cool guitar or something.

But why?

Mr. Skops despises piano!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a turtle? (Does anyone get that reference?)

Dark Lum Lord. (No.)

Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint. (?)

What is it, good sir?

Should I be a butler?

Yes; mine.

Should I proceed my plan of taking over the planet and giving surprise buttsecks to anyone in my way?

Maybe next week, people need some time alone for now.

Why do I feel like that?

I might have accidentally fucked you while you were sleeping, me and my sleep fucking, gotta keep this package from being delivered.

Carry on my wayward son?

There will be peace when you are gone.

Why do I know this?

You fucked a psychic magician.

Who am I.

You're someone who didn't get my awesome Ninja Turtles reference.

Should I be pissed off about that?

Yeah, because I'm not sure who you're referencing by Turtle mixed with Chicken.

What are you referencing?

ur momz fayc hurr hurr

Life's so hard when you're a tap-dancing nine-year-old-girl in a bee costume. (?)

*Michelangelo is being a coward* "Hey wat do you get when you cross a chicken with a turtle? ...Mikey!" (That's the reference!)

Is it unhealthy that is my favorite quote from the show even though it's the only thing I remember about it?

Depends, really.

Which TMNT incarnation is this that you refer to?

The one from the late 90s/early 2000s.

Why is Shredder so epic in that incarnation?

Well, if you're talking about the first TMNT cartoon, it's because he was voiced by Uncle Phil.

Unless you mean this Shredder?