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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:08 am
by Feanaro Surion
3 and a half billion.
Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:45 am
by Limely
Because then our eyes would fall out.
Who's cup of tea is this?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:48 am
by Feanaro Surion
It's Razorbeard's. He's secretly addicted.
Why do we itch?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:10 am
by Limely
Because there's little plants growing under our skin, just waiting for the right day to break trough. When you itch, the day is close.
Wouldn't tea make Razorbeard rust?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:50 am
by Feanaro Surion
It would. That's why he got all cranky, and tried to take over the world.
How do we know that we all see the same colors?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:56 am
by Limely
If we didn't, the number of people who have died from crossing streets while the red man is shining would be much higher.
What should I decorate my new sig with? D:
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:01 am
by Holy Crap
dots.
why not stripes?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:05 am
by Limely
Because stripes are (c) to zebras.
If stripes are (c) to the zebras, wouldn't that make tigers copyright-infringers?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:17 am
by Holy Crap
yes, but if the zebras make a lawsuit they'll get eaten.
why do we need these emoticons (
)when we can just typ this.( ! ? )
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:21 pm
by stan423321
Because you like to make people downloading bigger bunch of data.
Why nobody proposed Limely to decorate signature with ice cream?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:49 pm
by El Dango
Because of DINNER!
Anyone who wants ice cream 4 dinner?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:51 pm
by Feanaro Surion
Nope.
Why don't we eat dinner at breakfast?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:49 am
by Holy Crap
because then it would be breakfast.
what's the answer to question 3?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:47 am
by Feanaro Surion
Pi.
Why hasn't anybody discovered the end of pi?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:24 am
by Holy Crap
i have.
can you guess what it was?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:05 pm
by stan423321
).
Why not ice cream?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:15 pm
by Feanaro Surion
Because ice cream is actually a toxic substance created by the bunnies to distract us while they take over Rayman's world.
Why doesn't poo smell nice?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:40 am
by Holy Crap
because we eat meat
what leads me to believe that?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:52 am
by Feanaro Surion
Because we all think that.
Why do we eat?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:23 am
by Holy Crap
because food is good.
why did you get to reflux rank before me? this is no fair.
