Jokes topic

Post by **The Jonster** » Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:38 am

What do you call cheese that is sad?
Blue cheese.

Post by **Steo** » Fri Jul 06, 2018 4:47 pm

What do you currently call my keyboard?

A teaboard! You also call me an eejit for spilling tea

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Fri Jul 06, 2018 4:50 pm

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has its claws at the end of its paws, a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

Post by **The Jonster** » Fri Jul 06, 2018 5:04 pm

How do you keep intruders out of a castle made of cheese?

Moatzarella

Post by **Steo** » Fri Jul 06, 2018 5:29 pm

What was that guy at that was really addicted to Rayman 3 but he just kept pressing load?

He was giving it loads

Post by **The Jonster** » Fri Jul 06, 2018 5:31 pm

What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that gets right up in your face?
Too close for comfort food.

Post by **Steo** » Fri Jul 06, 2018 5:36 pm

What's your favourite takeaway?

Mine's 12 minus 6

Post by **The Jonster** » Fri Jul 06, 2018 5:38 pm

I can't stand potato puns. I think they're pomme de terrible!

Post by **Steo** » Fri Jul 06, 2018 5:41 pm

You're so crazy you should be off the chart.

No literally get off my chart, you're sitting on it

Post by **The Jonster** » Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:08 pm

Time for a stupidly horrible joke!!

2+2 =....cornbread?!??

Yup a terrible joke

Post by **Steo** » Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:36 pm

Microsoft forcing me to upgrade to windows 10 because the controller will not work wirelessly.

:lololol:

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Jul 07, 2018 4:11 am

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Sun Jul 08, 2018 7:45 am

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

Post by **The Jonster** » Sun Jul 08, 2018 12:23 pm

How does a hurricane see?

With its eye.

Post by **Steo** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:31 pm

I wanted a Nintendo console so I drank excessive amounts of liquid

Post by **The Jonster** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:26 pm

Cheese Louise!

Post by **Steo** » Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:47 pm

Why does everyone keep calling me a legend?

I'm not a foot!

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:48 pm

Omg

How does a hurricane see?

With it eye.

Post by **Steo** » Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:49 pm

And why is it called Rayman Legends?

Those aren't feet either

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:51 pm

What did the ocean say to the sailboat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Yeah....I think that one's old.

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