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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:53 pm
by Reese Riverson
Because of laziness.

Why are you lazy?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:55 pm
by Master
Because the Daleks told me to be.

Why would they ask such a thing?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:01 pm
by Dark Lum Lord
Peer pressure.

You wanna be where everyone knows your name?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:01 pm
by Reese Riverson
No.

Do you?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:02 pm
by Dark Lum Lord
jes

Where's the beef?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:03 pm
by Reese Riverson
In your hat.

Why is it in your hat?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:05 pm
by Master
It was meant to be for the Joker's magic trick.

What trick was this?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:15 pm
by Reese Riverson
A trick that Master Joker made.

What is its secret?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:21 pm
by Master
It puts a smile on everyone's face.

Why does Luke Skywalker voice the Joker?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:25 pm
by Reese Riverson
Because he is orsum.

Why is he so orsum like that?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:32 pm
by Master
Because he coined an iconic laugh.

Could you do that laugh?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:33 pm
by Reese Riverson
Sure can!

Can you?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:36 pm
by Master
Nope, I'm completely good and nowhere neat as diabolical.

Am I a Dalek then?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:12 am
by Reese Riverson
No, you arn't.

How come you are not?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:16 am
by Master
I don't shout around the place.

Why don't I shout?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:17 am
by Reese Riverson
Because you have no voice.


How come you have no voice?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:20 am
by Master
Because I let my actions speak for me.

Why is that?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:20 am
by Reese Riverson
Because you are a mime.


Why did you decide to become a mime?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:22 am
by Master
Because I needed to quieten down.

Why was that?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:23 am
by Reese Riverson
Because everyone shushed you.


What was their reason?