You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Fat_Mario]

...you want to play as Murfy.
...you want to play as Betilla.
...you want to kill Rayman by Reflux

[Serza5]

...you start screaming like the rabbids and Rayman tries to kill you

[Fat_Mario]

... Rayman got -1 lum

[Serza5]

...you lose more lums than you get

[Fat_Mario]

I saw that xD

...Globox eats plum
...Globox eats Rayman
...Globox eats Rabbid

[Serza5]

The last one is good. q:

...Globox is smarter than you

[Fat_Mario]

... you got -0 points in Rayman 3
... you dub rabbids xD
...you want to defeat hoodlums in the longest shortcut

[Razorbeard]

... you think the longest shortcut is just one straight line to the Summit Beyond the Clouds

[Serza5]

...Globox opens the doors for you in the longest shortcut

[Razorbeard]

... you got Sid from Ice Age instead of globox

[Serza5]

oh god ice age D:
...you turn into ice in the summit beyond the clouds

[El Dango]

...you ride a walking shell, it reaches 88mph and you go to the future.

[Serza5]

...you try to go to the past and erase all your mistakes, and fail of course

[Shawn]

...Ly f... (fools, yes fools) Rayman

N-noNO! DON'T LIE! YOU WERE GOING TO SAY FUCK, AND YOU KNOW IT!

[Fat_Mario]

...Ly f... (fools, yes fools) Rayman

N-noNO! DON'T LIE! YOU WERE GOING TO SAY FUCK, AND YOU KNOW IT!

No

...you find Rabbid in Rayman 3 and he it you
...Rayman says "yes" like Captain Falcon
...you eat Rayman 3 power up

[El Dango]

...Rayman throws his fist, and it never comes back.

[CheatCat]

...You search after hoodlums in the Desert of Knarren part 3.
...You think Knarrens is hoodlums.
...You think the Zoombie Chickens is hoodlums and wounder why they chase you instead of shoot bullets.
...You find a rabbid in Rayman 2 and it kills you.
...You find a rabbid in Rayman 1 and it destroy your computer.

[Serza5]

...Rayman turns emo

[El Dango]

...you are chased by an angry electoon.

[Serza5]

...you try and find the tardis
...the doctor thinks you're a dalek and tries to kill you