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Re: God...

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:18 pm
by iHeckler9
Everyone knows divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived.

Re: God...

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:19 pm
by Tobbe
StaceyW wrote:Every Brit should remember this thing though about his 6 wives = Divorced, Beheaded, Died; Divorced, Beheaded, Survived. :P
Even I know that little verse! :P

And no, Henry VIII didn't create protestantism.

Re: God...

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:20 pm
by iHeckler9
Then who did?

Re: God...

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:28 pm
by Tobbe
Martin Luther.

Re: God...

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:35 pm
by iHeckler9
Oh, OK.

Re: God...

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:38 pm
by Acarr
StaceyW wrote: Every Brit should remember this thing though about his 6 wives = Divorced, Beheaded, Died; Divorced, Beheaded, Survived. :P
Except for me. :P

Re: God...

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:47 pm
by iHeckler9
Well, you live in a puzzle ball, apparently.

Re: God...

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:06 pm
by Xenon
Indeed, it seemed more like a game of chance for his wives and mistresses - I really do wonder why any of them decided to marry such a ghastly person.

Re: God...

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:10 pm
by Acarr
I reckon they were forced to, just did it for his money or just didn't know. :P

Re: God...

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:13 pm
by Xenon
Once in a relationship then I suppose they could have been forced, but it would have been entirely voluntary to...hmm...mingle with him in the first place.

Re: God...

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:18 pm
by Cairnie
Xenon wrote:Indeed, it seemed more like a game of chance for his wives and mistresses - I really do wonder why any of them decided to marry such a ghastly person.
I'm pretty sure he was ginger too. I was once told in History that when a king gets married, they have sex on the first night, so imagine that hot steamy first night for those poor six women.

This is his theme tune.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XfcOPiMJYg

Re: God...

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:28 pm
by Xenon
Plus they have to have sex whenever the king pleases. And I think a servant had to bystand the err, event too.

What a repulsive thing to think about.

Re: God...

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:41 pm
by Acarr
Imagine then if he had all 6 wives at the same time. :oops2:

Re: God...

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:55 pm
by Jona
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Re: God...

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:31 am
by Rsandee
Don't use so much smiley's.... it makes the forum go bad!! :x

Re: God...

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:15 am
by Tobbe
Your presence makes the forum go bad.

Re: God...

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:35 pm
by spiraldoor
Acarr wrote:Imagine then if he had all 6 wives at the same time. :oops2:
He married each one after divorcing and/or beheading the previous one, so that would be impossible.

Re: God...

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:49 pm
by Acarr
spiraldoor wrote:
Acarr wrote:Imagine then if he had all 6 wives at the same time. :oops2:
He married each one after divorcing and/or beheading the previous one, so that would be impossible.
...Spiral I said "Imagine" and "If". :|

Re: God...

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:53 pm
by spiraldoor
Yeah. Exactly. :|

Re: God...

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 6:56 pm
by Jona
Rayman4321 wrote:Don't use so much smiley's.... it makes the forum go bad!! :x
Just find yourself some money, buy a decent computer and internet connection, then come back and we'll talk.